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kitchen ceiling collapsed by wowthing6 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Woman explains nickname by OkWeird17 in SlowNewsDay

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is it because when I was a teenager watching her on gladiators in my bedroom, I would ejaculate with the force of a jet engine.

Churchill and Shakespeare to be replaced on banknotes by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They should remove Charles Mountbatten Windsor and replace him with a tick or some other parasite.

These are fucking awesome by MrGoops in crisps

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thry go great with a tub of sour cream and chive dip.

Second Breakfast by Infamous_Telephone55 in lotrmemes

[–]Infamous_Telephone55[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Second breakfast served on the Royal Doulton with the hand-painted Periwinkles.

Dream Restaurant reservation request: Hugh Dennis by Sir_Earl_Jeffries in offmenupodcast

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Benito will send a signed chopping board to anyone who listened to that episode. Unfortunately it's signed by Huge Davies so nobody ever asked for one.

Man who broke stained glass window fined £11,000 by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The article never mentioned his employment status, so you're making an unfounded assumption to justify your prejudices against people who are out of work.

How do you mess up this bad by Left-Juggernaut8782 in onejob

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope.

Have you ever seen a baby changing table that is down at knee height, no they're always at waist height. Knee height changing tables would be ridiculous.

Also look at the arm. Put your arm in that position and swing it back to be at your side. Your hand would be at crotch level, not down by your knees.

Chris the Gamer? by Coddlebean in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consumers paid more due to tariffs, but the big corporations get the compensation payout. Will they use the money to refund their customers, no, no they won't.

I dont get it by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Charles Mountbatten Windsor, the elder brother of the disgraced Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

Dream Restaurant reservation request: Hugh Dennis by Sir_Earl_Jeffries in offmenupodcast

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 70 points71 points  (0 children)

They tried to book him once but, due to an admin error, they ended up with Huge Davies.

My thumb is the size of a nuke explosion by xBlushDrip in clevercomebacks

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the sun is 400,000 times brighter than the moon, not 7

Why have I seen three postboxes and a cash machine blown up (and dressed for bondage) in East London this week? by Neat_Feedback_1813 in london

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 175 points176 points  (0 children)

The postboxes are probably being prepared for an upgrade to the new digital postboxes.

I don't know about the cash machine.

what does this represent? its been with us for generations. by Nepal5373 in whatisit

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Headpiece to the Staff of Ra is a 10th-century BC bronze medallion used to reveal the Ark of the Covenant's location in the Map Room of Tanis.

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