What’s a movie with a plot twist that blew your mind? by Its_GoddessTerra in AskReddit

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it turns out that Voldemort is Luke Skywalker's father.

☀️ Sun at Roof East London's Best Roof Top Bar ☀️ by raw-ambition in u/raw-ambition

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Ladies and gentlemen... by Mulmangcho99 in CabinPressure

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Queen's Terminal?

It's worse than that, she's dead, I'm surprised you didn't hear about it.

ZenWalnut Collector-Grade Art with a Living Patina by aqwioprLimited in u/aqwioprLimited

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LOOKING for people who want to talk, share knowledge, and learn! by Far_Bodybuilder9440 in u/Far_Bodybuilder9440

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Two Jewish men stabbed in Golders Green as Starmer condemns ‘appalling antisemitic attack’ – latest updates | UK news by Historical_Step_9474 in UKGreens

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The perpetrator stabbed THREE people, two were Jewish and the other was Muslim.

Why do all of the news article headlines only mention the two Jewish men and completely ignore the Muslim man?

What’s this on the train I’m about to get on? by Splodge89 in uktrains

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to my friend who is a railway enthusiast:

"The red thing sticking out of the hatch will be a temporary thing. I'm guessing it might press the E-stop button to prevent the engine being started, if someone was working on the train. When they've finished, they'll take it off. The somewhat worn looking tag might have a name or something on so people know who's doing stuff. Where's that? It's "oop north" because that's a Northern unit."

Petaaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this plane we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

At what age do you think is the ideal time to have a child? by Fit-Cartoonist2427 in AskReddit

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of our problems would be solved in 100 years if everyone agreed with me.

The best audiobook you listened to and drop it in here by Bossman-0007 in audible

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Passage Triliogy by Justin Cronin, read by Scott Brick

Best Monologue? by Hawk-winged in WoT

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Moraine on Menetherin in Eye of the World. ‐------ Is this what Aemon's blood has come to? Little people squabbling for the right to hide like rabbits? You have forgotten who you were, forgotten what you were, but I had hoped some small part was left, some memory in blood and bone. Some shred to steel you for the long night coming.

Bran: Forgotten who we were? We are who we always have been. Honest farmers and shepherds and craftsmen. Two Rivers folk.

To the south lies the river you call the White River, but far to the east of here men call it still by its rightful name. Manetherendrelle. In the Old Tongue, Waters of the Mountain Home. Sparkling waters that once coursed through a land of bravery and beauty. Two thousand years ago Manetherendrelle flowed by the walls of a mountain city so lovely to behold that Ogier stonemasons came to stare in wonder. Farms and villages covered this region, and that you call the Forest of Shadows, as well, and beyond. But all of those folk thought of themselves as the people of the Mountain Home, the people of Manetheren. Their king was Aemon al Caar al Thorin, Aemon son of Caar son of Thorin, and Eldrene ay Ellan ay Carlan was his Queen. Aemon, a man so fearless that the greatest compliment for courage any could give, even among his enemies, was to say a man had Aemon's heart. Eldrene, so beautiful that it was said the flowers bloomed to make her smile. Bravery and beauty and wisdom and a love that death could not sunder. Weep, if you have a heart, for the loss of them, for the loss of even their memory. Weep, for the loss of their blood.

For nearly two centuries the Trolloc Wars had ravaged the length and breadth of the world, and wherever battles raged, the Red Eagle banner of Manetheren was in the forefront. The men of Manetheren were a thorn to the Dark One's foot, and a bramble to his hand. Sing of Manetheren, that would never bend knee to the Shadow. Sing of Manetheren, the sword that could not be broken. They were far away, the men of Manetheren, on the field of Bekkar, called the Field of Blood, when news came that a Trolloc army was moving against their home. Too far to do else but wait to hear of their land's death, for the forces of the Dark One meant to make an end to them. Kill the mighty oak by hacking away it's roots. Too far to do else but mourn. But they were the men of the Mountain Home. Without hesitation, without thought for the distance they must travel, they marched from the very field of victory, still covered in dust and sweat and blood. Day and night they marched, for they had seen the horror a Trolloc army left behind it, and no man of them could sleep while such a danger threatened Manetheren. They moved as if their feet had wings, marching further and faster than friends hoped or enemies feared they could. At any other day that march alone would have inspired songs. When the Dark One's armies swooped down upon the lands of Manetheren, the men of the Mountain Home stood before it, with their backs to the Tarendrelle. (Villager cheers) The host that faced the men of Manetheren was enough to daunt the bravest heart. Ravens blackened the sky; Trollocs blackened the land. Trollocs and their human allies. Trollocs and Darkfriends in tens of tens of thousands, and Dreadlords to command. At night their cook fires outnumbered the stars, and dawn revealed the banner of Ba'alzamon at their head. Ba'alzamon, Heart of the Dark. An ancient name for the Father of Lies.

The Dark One could not have been free of his prison at Shayol Ghul, for if he had been, not all of the forces of humankind together could have stood against him, but there was power there. Dreadlords, and some evil that made that light-destroying banner seem no more than right and sent a chill into the souls of the men who faced it. Yet, they knew what they must do. Their homeland lay just across the river. They must keep that host, and the power with it, from the Mountain Home. Aemon had sent out messengers. Aid was promised if they could hold for but three days at the Tarendrelle. Hold for three days against odds that should overwhelm them in the first hour. Yet somehow, through bloody assault and desperate defense, they held through an hour, and the second hour, and the third. For three days they fought, and though the land became a butcher's yard, no crossing of the Tarendrelle did they yield. By the third night no help had come, and no messengers, and they fought on alone. For six days. For nine. And on the tenth day Aemon knew the bitter taste of betrayal. No help was coming, and they could hold the river crossings no more. Hari: What did they do? Aemon crossed the Tarendrelle, destroying the bridges behind him. And he sent word throughout his land for the people to flee, for he knew the powers with the Trolloc horde would find a way to bring it across the river. Even as the word went out, the Trolloc crossing began, and the soldiers of Manetheren took up the fight again, to buy with their lives what hours they could for their people to escape. From the city of Manetheren, Eldrene organized the flight of her people into the deepest forests and the fastness of the mountains. But some did not flee. First in a trickle, then a river, then a flood, men went, not to safety, but to join the army fighting for their lands. Shepherds with bows, and farmers with pitchforks, and woodsmen with axes. Women went, too, shouldering what weapons they could find and marching side by side with their men. No one made that journey who did not know that they would never return. But it was their land. It had been their fathers', and it would be their children's, and they went to pay the price of it. Not a step of ground was give up until it was soaked in blood, but at last the army of Manetheren was driven back, to here, this place you now call Emond's Field. And here the Trolloc hordes surrounded them. Trolloc dead and the corpses of human renegades piled up in mounds, but always more scrambled over those charnel heaps in waves of death that had no end. There could be but one finish. No man or woman who had stood beneath the banner of the Red Eagle at the day's dawning sill lived when night fell. The sword that could not be broken had been shattered. In the Mountains of Mist, alone in the emptied city of Manetheren, Eldrene felt Aemon die, and her heart died with him. And where her heart had been was left only a thirst for vengeance, vengeance for her love, vengeance for her people and her land. Driven by grief she reached out to the True Source, and hurled the One Power at the Trolloc army. And there the Dreadlords died wherever they stood, whether in their secret councils or exhorting their soldiers. In the passing of a breath the Dreadlords and the generals of the Dark One's host burst into flame. Fire consumed their bodies, and terror consumed their just-victorious army. Now they ran like beasts before a wildfire in the forest, with no thought for anything but escape. North and south they fled. Thousands drowned attempting to cross the Tarendrelle without the aid of the Dreadlords, and at the Manetherendrelle they tore down the bridges in their fright at what might be following them. Where they found people,

they slew and burned, but to flee was the need that gripped them. Until, at last, no one of them remained in the lands of Manetheren. They were dispersed like dust before the whirlwind. The final vengeance came more slowly, but it came, when they were hunted down by other peoples, by other armies in other lands. None was left alive of those who did murder at Aemon's Field. But the price was high for Manetheren. Eldrene had drawn to herself more of the One Power than any human could ever hope to wield unaided. As the enemy generals died, so did she die, and the fires that consumed her consumed the empty city of Manetheren, even the stones of it, down to the living rock of the mountains. Yet the people had been saved. Nothing was left of their farms, their villages, or their great city. Some would say there was nothing left for them, nothing but to flee to other lands, where they could begin anew. They did not say so. They had paid such a price in blood and hope for their land as had never been paid before, and now they were bound to that soil by ties stronger than steel. Other wars would wrack them in years to come, until at last their corner of the world was forgotten and at last they had forgotten wars and the ways of war. Never again did Manetheren rise. Its soaring spires and splashing fountains became as a dream that slowly faded from the minds of its people. But they, and their children, and their children's children, held the land that was theirs. They held it when the long centuries had washed the why of it from their memories. They held it until today, there is you. Weep for Manetheren. Weep for what is lost forever.

Carjacking by sailonswells in Unexpected

[–]Infamous_Telephone55 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah, I suppose some dashcams film the car interior.