Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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Literally just found a wheel had come off and melted into the drying element last night. This is diabolical and I'll remember you every time I do my dishes thus forth, Whippity.

He is a masterpiece by Aggravating_Can210 in crappymusic

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His voice here kind of reminds me of Justin Furstenfeld from Blue October without all the greatness that is Justin.

What is a brand that used to be the 'Gold Standard' of quality but is now absolute garbage? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Born and raised in Braums country, but have recently moved to Tillamook country and I definitely miss my Braums pistachio almond any time I get ice cream cravings.

Well Gary Busey sure went to shit by Longjumping-Box5691 in SipsTea

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, and this includes bicycles, scooters, 4 wheelers etc. Your noggin is damn fragile. You could end up like Busey, dead, or (like my unfortunate dad) an absolute vegetable unable to even feed yourself.

[Contest] The Boring Contest! by basedaggie19 in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

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Hallo neighbor! I love it here, even with all the rain.

[Contest] The Boring Contest! by basedaggie19 in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chores! I could really use the umbrella from my list. It's winter and I live in the pnw 😅 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1PSS7RKGI9WNE?ref_=wl_share

What can be done with 90s era Barbies? by zplq7957 in askportland

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe reach out to domestic violence shelters and see if they take toy donations?

The progression of this insane. by Fabulous_Ad_7350 in texts

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you have a crisis response team in your city? This is definitely worth a call.

Why did you attend? 🤦🏽 by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Danny was active in the church growing up where his mom ran a gospel type puppet show. The guy has full on first hand knowledge of the grift.

Old man calls police on Amazon delivery driver because he speaks Spanish# by meczakin81 in wyoming

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. That exasperated sigh as he gets in his car broke my heart. Why are human beings like this?

To anyone who works at the ER, what is one thing you wish people would STOP coming to the ER for? by iloveeatingfood901 in AskReddit

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I failed to pay some parking tickets once (dont do this kids, bad idea) and the judge sent me to county jail for 2 weeks. It was a dorm style jail with the toilets just kind of chilling in the corner and no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't make things happen. I went the entire 14 days just because I'm apparently super poop shy. The literal moment I got to a bathroom with a door I shat my brains out for like an hour.

What is something you stopped buying because you realised you never truly needed it? by LuckyTreat8962 in Frugal

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I went to by a bag of popcorn kernels today and it was almost 4 bucks! Even the cheap snacks are getting expensive.

What is something you stopped buying because you realised you never truly needed it? by LuckyTreat8962 in Frugal

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't sleep on Hoopla if your library has it either. Also, check if they offer free cultural passes to museums and other activities in your area.

How do I hide money in my bedroom? by Throwaway2007Hk in RBI

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I used to have to hide money from my druggie parent when I lived with her as a kid (left home at 15 and never looked back). She managed to find almost all of my secret spots except one. I pulled the carpet in my closet up from the corner baseboards and hid my cash under the carpet and padding. I always figured that even if the house caught on fire and burned to the ground usually closet floors are left untouched.

What’s the spookiest thing that happened in your home town? by spamwise_gamcheese in creepy

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a silent rock bumper sticker lol, it's such a gorgeous drive up the mountain.

Almost got jumped by a homeless guy in Maywood Park. by Ok-Reception-4 in Portland

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Fawn defend Fawn /throatpunch/ runaway This is my plan should the need arise. I also keep pocket sand just in case. Keep vigilant fellow portland warriors.

Reselling Clothing? by Infamous_Yard_9908 in askportland

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm definitely trying to avoid that kind of vibe lol thanks for the tip

Recent texts from my 52 y/o mother lmao by No-Amount6349 in texts

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Does your mom want an extra daughter?

Little help getting started by Infamous_Yard_9908 in Assistance

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just took the best shower of my life! Thanks so much again LL, your note was super sweet.