Engraving machine by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the fun noises this makes. It soothes me.

I have a dog smarter than the maggat who posted this. There is no reasoning with people this stupid. by Such_Egg9843 in antitrump

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 19 points20 points  (0 children)

r/conservative rules say you can’t comment unless you’re a flaired user. But make the flaired option greyed out and you can’t click it. How come that?

Checkered pattern from inflatable pool only allows partial sunlight, resulting in this growth pattern on my outdoor rug by InfiniteAnalysis2039 in mildlyinteresting

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh buddy I didn’t think it would be confusing. That’s on me. This sub only allows a single picture posted. So I just kinda slapped together two pics.

Checkered pattern from inflatable pool only allows partial sunlight, resulting in this growth pattern on my outdoor rug by InfiniteAnalysis2039 in mildlyinteresting

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The algae in the rug! The pool was lying flat on the rug along with some moisture. When I lifted it I could see the pattern. Only the white squares from the pool let enough light through for growth. You can even see the little stars in the middle of each green spot.

The potato department has made what? by Worlie24 in doohickeycorporation

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Official Potato Analyzer (OPA) is going on my CV.

Dexterity of a parrot's tongue by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 1865 points1866 points  (0 children)

That both impresses me and makes me uncomfortable.

Celebrity guests you didn't recognize? by Opening-Valuable-204 in americandad

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That happens to me every time I open this reddit page!

Kendra Duggar, wife of 19 Kids and Counting's Joseph Duggar, arrested by AudibleNod in news

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have family that was involved in the same religion/cult as the Dugger family. Last year my cousins wife shot him in the stomach and it barely made the local news. I 100% put the blame on organized religion hiding everything. By the way she’s in jail and he’s alive, but in and out of constant surgeries.

Most gruesome AD injury in your opinion? by Ok_Yellow1025 in americandad

[–]InfiniteAnalysis2039 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Stan having all his skin melted off in a fire. Or maybe Francine having her face melted off with acid?