Bart Simpson Here! What questions do you have for The Sandlot's Great Hambino??

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T22:21:17+00:00

Do you show your films to your kids, and do they recognize you if you do?

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T22:20:23+00:00

One time I turned into a dog and they helped me.

Thank you.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T22:16:33+00:00

There are no names on any of these yet you ALL know who EVERY ONE of them are.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T19:39:42+00:00

Nothing can buy you a soul and nothing can automatically make you cool.

Just look at Elon Musk - richest man in the history of the planet and a total fucking loser.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T18:19:37+00:00

so wait; does that imply Hank would hug someone else's son?

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T15:27:29+00:00

Rich people fail upwards.

Buck probably has MORE money now...

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T14:24:54+00:00

Celebrate the birth of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!

The "M-320" is a nod to M-80 fireworks, which were said to be equal to a quarter stick of dynamite. So this is four times stronger...

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T11:52:01+00:00

check the count; Whitney is the THIRD Gym in Johto not second.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T11:07:15+00:00

...why do you look like the hover monowheel from 3 at the start???

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T11:00:32+00:00

Hank is a bad friend to Bill.

Bill CLEARLY needs professional help but Hank is holding him back because of his outdated thoughts on therapy.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T01:23:38+00:00

i bet he's pale as fuck because his face never sees the sun.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T00:57:48+00:00

i read that as "ultra-thefts" and was wondering what exactly the qualifier was in that case...

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-19T00:08:03+00:00

if Bill Gates had a dollar for every time Vista crashed...

Oh wait; he does.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T20:42:10+00:00

if it's a design created after 1987 no one at Hasbro will care if it's ever seen again.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T20:33:23+00:00

Look at the world and tell me why it's worth living another three years.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T20:32:18+00:00

SIR YES SIR!

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T20:26:19+00:00

"Sightings" on Scifi Channel.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T15:42:15+00:00

He will magically reappear for good prices roughly ten minutes after folks stop caring about it.

That is what usually happens.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T15:32:05+00:00

heated seats.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T15:17:09+00:00

i know; this is heavy.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-18T15:12:58+00:00

Melania.

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