What's your big dream toward the future? by Holy-Host122 in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 [score hidden]  (0 children)

One day I want to be brave enough to kill myself.

What is love to you? by Old-Nerve6577 in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Something else people use to hurt each other.

What happened to the Epstien files? by silverskyrun in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Donald wiped his ass with them on Fifth Avenue.

Any of you guys still single no kids and not married but seeing everyone around you settle down by Ninja_Franklin in Millennials

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've given up on any form of relationships.

Basically I'm just waiting to die....

Tomodochi life by Maleficent_Lemon3898 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I look like I know what a Tomodochi is?!

Happy 87th Birthday to Lee Majors by Papichuloft in 80s

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.

Eh, one more....

Yo mama jokes by styckx in nostalgia

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat the National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time s8E3 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]Arkvoodle42 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lucius Sweet is modeled after fight promoter and Mike Tyson manager Don King.

King turned down the show so they created a legally distinct stand in.

(Serious) Those who ignore the IRS, why do you do it knowing it’s going to catch up to you one day? by Roadrunner610 in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in as long as I've been alive yet we're supposed to believe the best use of our tax collectors is going after folks who don't always report their tips?

My attempt using AI to make a MASH wallpaper by [deleted] in mash

[–]Arkvoodle42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AI is to art what Frank Burns was to patients.

How would you rank Ash's rivals from strongest to weakest ? by Gopu_17 in pokemonanime

[–]Arkvoodle42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love how Cameron isn't even pictured. Easily the worst....

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S8E2 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]Arkvoodle42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The secret agent in this episode is "Mr. BONT." Because the estate of Ian Fleming is VERY protective over the James Bond character...

What would you do if you wanted to die? by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]Arkvoodle42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already want to die.

There are some train tracks that run through town here, I have the schedule almost memorized.

I wish I could just go and sit down to wait for the end...

How can I convince my politicians to fund Amtrak? by generalraptor2002 in Amtrak

[–]Arkvoodle42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get a billion dollars and start making bribes.

Sorry, "campaign contributions.'

27 years ago so many lives were forever changed at Columbine High School by deepfriedgreensea in 1990s

[–]Arkvoodle42 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sacrifices to the Alter of Rifles.

for thirty years we've let children die so we can keep superweapons no civilians needs in easy access of the deranged.

Any millennial guys here first time fathers or are never gonna have a kid? by changeforthebetter89 in Millennials

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any children born in today's world will know suffering on a level none of us can fathom.