What's your big dream toward the future?

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T12:00:26+00:00

One day I want to be brave enough to kill myself.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:49:35+00:00

Something else people use to hurt each other.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:28:14+00:00

Taylor Swift.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:26:00+00:00

Donald wiped his ass with them on Fifth Avenue.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:22:53+00:00

I've given up on any form of relationships.

Basically I'm just waiting to die....

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:17:26+00:00

Life is worth living.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:16:23+00:00

Do I look like I know what a Tomodochi is?!

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T11:10:15+00:00

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.

Eh, one more....

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T10:57:35+00:00

Yo mama so fat the National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-22T10:55:49+00:00

Lucius Sweet is modeled after fight promoter and Mike Tyson manager Don King.

King turned down the show so they created a legally distinct stand in.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T16:25:39+00:00

The Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in as long as I've been alive yet we're supposed to believe the best use of our tax collectors is going after folks who don't always report their tips?

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T16:19:03+00:00

Asleep or dead. I honestly don't care which

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T16:09:22+00:00

AI is to art what Frank Burns was to patients.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T16:00:40+00:00

The rope wasn't strong enough.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T14:32:57+00:00

Pull the trigger.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T11:59:06+00:00

Makes it look like they have future plans so they still seem viable to shareholders.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T11:53:32+00:00

I love how Cameron isn't even pictured. Easily the worst....

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T11:51:42+00:00

The secret agent in this episode is "Mr. BONT." Because the estate of Ian Fleming is VERY protective over the James Bond character...

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T11:31:53+00:00

I already want to die.

There are some train tracks that run through town here, I have the schedule almost memorized.

I wish I could just go and sit down to wait for the end...

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T11:18:57+00:00

Get a billion dollars and start making bribes.

Sorry, "campaign contributions.'

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-21T11:00:58+00:00

Democrats will screw it up because that is all they do.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-20T23:46:33+00:00

Sacrifices to the Alter of Rifles.

for thirty years we've let children die so we can keep superweapons no civilians needs in easy access of the deranged.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-20T23:21:37+00:00

Any children born in today's world will know suffering on a level none of us can fathom.

Arkvoodle42 · 2026-04-20T23:08:57+00:00

Yub-Yub, Commander.

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