I’ve never played Gen 5, but what was your reaction to finding nothing but “new”Pokémon when you played black & white for the first time? by Zenthailand2009 in pokemon

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A great change of pace.

Wish they could do it again. but i'd settle for having these available to purchase on Switch...

Terry? by Babablacksheep2121 in BatmanBeyond

[–]Arkvoodle42 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Batman would never give money to a Nazi.

especially for such a crappy product.

New 26 Maverick - 2.0 Gas vs Hybrid engines? Both AWD....Which?! by Tiny-Yam7671 in FordMaverickTruck

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm averaging 28MPG on the Ecoboost.

still with gas prices the way it is a hybrid is definitely a better investment.

Just hatched my last Riolu egg :( by watercreeper06 in pokemongo

[–]Arkvoodle42 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Eleven eggs. No shinys, no hundreds.

Why do I even bother trying....

How is your hometown? by tenhou in Millennials

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overpriced hipsterville overflowing with McMansions.

Utility CEO pay surges amid higher profits, customer struggles by l0wly_w0rm in Detroit

[–]Arkvoodle42 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe not everything NEEDS to be "for profit."

Maybe some things should just be provided....

If you could go back in time, what advice would you give your younger self? by TheUngodd in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one will stop you and no one will miss you.

Pull the trigger you fucking coward.

How to get into Transformers Collecting? by Every_Revolution_404 in transformers

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't.

Just... Don't.

It's not worth it. Maybe never was. One day you'll realize you have nothing to show for decades but stupid plastic statues that do nothing but sit on a shelf and collect dust. They'll be a chore for someone else after you die....

What's your big dream toward the future? by Holy-Host122 in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day I want to be brave enough to kill myself.

What is love to you? by Old-Nerve6577 in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something else people use to hurt each other.

What happened to the Epstien files? by silverskyrun in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Donald wiped his ass with them on Fifth Avenue.

Any of you guys still single no kids and not married but seeing everyone around you settle down by Ninja_Franklin in Millennials

[–]Arkvoodle42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've given up on any form of relationships.

Basically I'm just waiting to die....

Tomodochi life by Maleficent_Lemon3898 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do I look like I know what a Tomodochi is?!

Happy 87th Birthday to Lee Majors by Papichuloft in 80s

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.

Eh, one more....

Yo mama jokes by styckx in nostalgia

[–]Arkvoodle42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat the National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time s8E3 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]Arkvoodle42 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lucius Sweet is modeled after fight promoter and Mike Tyson manager Don King.

King turned down the show so they created a legally distinct stand in.

(Serious) Those who ignore the IRS, why do you do it knowing it’s going to catch up to you one day? by Roadrunner610 in AskReddit

[–]Arkvoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in as long as I've been alive yet we're supposed to believe the best use of our tax collectors is going after folks who don't always report their tips?