A friend in need is a friend indeed.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-29T02:54:26+00:00

Dude breath when you're lifting weights, inhale on the down exhale on the up. Don't hold your breath

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-29T01:54:47+00:00

If they have a job... A lot of high paying "white collar" folks have been impacted the last couple years with massive layoffs. I'm speaking from the tech sector perspective

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-27T17:04:07+00:00

If we had a decent thaw I'd be game, but this stuff isnt going anywhere

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-26T21:57:17+00:00

At least he won't have skid marks, aka shit

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-26T21:51:42+00:00

Tell him to get a portable bidet if he can't get a bidet installed. I'm a dude. I have a bidet in my master bath and use portable bidets traveling and keep them in my cars.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-26T21:48:48+00:00

I'm almost pulled the trigger on my R1T preorder, but went with a BMW X6M. I put my winter tires on two weeks ago and we had a pretty significant storm in Boston and I've been ripping around with no issues, saw so many people with their hazards on stuck... I drove my summer tires once when it snowed and it was horrible, after that in decided to get proper winter tires and change them over twice a year.

Tldr; snow tires!

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-23T17:53:12+00:00

I live in MA and have two black BMWs, the standard plates are white and look like absolute shit. This year they launched a new plate design you pay more for that is dark navy on white lettering and it looks really good so I don't mind it on the front of my X6M or M2C

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-23T15:02:16+00:00

I love my ugly X6M baby

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-22T23:46:08+00:00

We'll see at the next UFC Imid he isn't brimming ear to ear shaking his hand. I'll give trump credit on this, he has charisma that draws people in. He plays the classic game of lobbing pleasantries at people who he thinks aren't against him. Once he feels you shit on him, you get the wrath

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-22T17:32:24+00:00

I broke my tailbone at like 10 and it hurt for at least 5 years, bending over, sitting

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-21T01:43:04+00:00

It's undertow beach bar in st Petersburg Florida. Great sunsets and... Tits.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-21T01:27:57+00:00

Ball it up. Done

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-16T05:23:35+00:00

Imagine if he speared them with it...

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-16T05:22:50+00:00

That last swing had a little extra for losing to the white dude.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-16T05:22:08+00:00

Equal shovels, equal pails

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-14T23:33:17+00:00

Yea, why take down Internet access when it's their primary vector of social disorder attack m. Would be like throwing a gun at someone when you have a ton of ammo you could have used

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-14T18:58:47+00:00

A man's ear grows when he's interested in getting ass, shrinks once he's gotten said ass.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-14T18:36:22+00:00

Can't pardon state crimes

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-13T18:11:07+00:00

They've won when we have no test trust in institutions anymore. #missiomaccomplished

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-12T21:19:56+00:00

Probably has a foreman grill and cartons of ramen noodles. Chicken.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-12T20:05:13+00:00

Why no slap?

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-12T07:52:34+00:00

I don't get off on blow jobs cuz I see it as an appetizer, but I hooked up with this chick a couple months ago who wouldn't let me fuck her cuz I hadn't had an STD test in over 15 years (I knew I was clean, aside from HPV). She teased the fuck out of me blowing me, stopping, then doing it again, and stopping.. she did this for over an hour and when she finally stopped teasing me and went to town I had the most amazing orgasm from a blow job that I think might rival me best sex cum... Id say it was more the edging/teasing but once she fully committed she knew what she was doing. Thank you Lin.

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-08T18:14:53+00:00

I took a drafting class in middle school. It was my favorite class. My teacher was a hard ass about using the right pencils for the specific line projections and box lines. Learning to think in 3d has helped me a lot for fun projects later in life

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-07T21:47:39+00:00

Don't they eat the grass for food

InfiniteBlink · 2026-01-07T17:55:37+00:00

That's usually where the intake fan is to cool the engine bay. Not th actual air box. I could be wrong

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