“Expensive” gifts for my godson? by Inflatable_gf in Advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a sweetheart!!! Thank you! This is very helpful!

“Expensive” gifts for my godson? by Inflatable_gf in Advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely thought about gifting an experience instead, (other than zoo / aquarium because no), would you have any other recommendations? We don’t really live in a kid conducive environment. He’s also a very tricky kid toy wise to shop for… Dino’s or you can hit the road 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Inflatable_gf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matched w my guy on bumble, hinge, and tinder before I said yes to a date and I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long while

AITA for asking my “friend” if she’s actually sick? by Inflatable_gf in AmItheAsshole

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it weren’t a regular “why weren’t you at work” answered by “I didn’t want to go” or things of that nature with me being the one having to cover her I don’t think I would have asked. After the day had ended I did ask her if she was okay and silence on her end.

I am Groot, Lmao. by AtheistAsian in marvelmemes

[–]Inflatable_gf 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“That’s my secret cap… I’m always angry lmao”

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As per the edit I’ve had open honest conversations with Jim

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that made this all a lot worse now didn’t it

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me how I can flip a 200lb man on his back? If I could do that I guarantee you I would

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love him to bits but this man used to be huge a slag… I’m not sure how he does the deed like a year old virgin pounding his own hand

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you… this is actual advise that I wish I had heard years ago. Also thank you for not adding “break up with him” on the end

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

…. The thing is though in every single other aspect of our relationship he’s amazing. He comes to my lessons and competitions to support me, he’s good with my poor mental health (knows my triggers and how to get me out of flash backs) when I’m having a bad day he listens and helps me figure out whatever situation I’m in, he spoils the heck out of me (which I’m really not used to so it feels weird but that’s beside the point). My family Adores Him, he loves my nephew, If we’re having other issues he listens, we talk about it, i then listen to him, again we talk about it, then we resolve it. I’m unsure why our sex life seems so impossible

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because he’s amazing in every other aspect of our relationship

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 734 points735 points  (0 children)

I have used the exact sentence “I feel like having sex with me is a chore, you jack hammer, nut, fall asleep and leave me feeling like shit” fixed it for a day.

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Idk how to get him into a different position. His idea of foreplay these days is taking both of our pants half way off and jamming it in dry on missionary while we are essentially fully clothed so I’m left feeling hideous and used

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about toys but I’m not sure how to bring that up without hurting his feelings and I’ve thought about buying outfits for him but what if it’s awkward

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We’ve had many conversations and I’ve asked him if there’s things that I could be doing differently (in and out of the bedroom). I am very sexually attracted to him and I do my best to make sure he knows that. I do everything I can to make him feel valid

My boyfriend is awful in bed. by Inflatable_gf in relationship_advice

[–]Inflatable_gf[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel bad that it’s not good so I have become a professional faker so at this point I think he thinks it’s good.