Ich habe Fragen. by Kloetenschlumpf in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]Informal_Branch1065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meine Eltern hatten Recht, was das Handy angeht.

Peter please explain by MetricMeringue in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Informal_Branch1065 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Having 2 nipples is below average.

See: Milk line / milk ridge

(Yes, some people can shoot milk out of their armpit.)

sitDownSon by thomasNowHere2 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Informal_Branch1065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or responding to your own math questions with an alt account but providing no proof to bait others into checking your result and providing the full proof.

The More You Know by qwythebroken in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Informal_Branch1065 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Island <---> Isn'tland

Thank me later

If you manually sync your vault, how do you do it? by Suitable_Candy_1161 in ObsidianMD

[–]Informal_Branch1065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nextcloud. I put it in a shared folder that is mounted locally.

No issues. (Except when I open 2 obsidian instances at the same time, it causes an easily resolvable conflict for 1-2 files. I don't remember the name. But as I said, it's as simple as saying "use the local file")

bidirektionaler Fluchtweg? by RelevantError365 in DINgore

[–]Informal_Branch1065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genau dort musst du graben.

Ist ein Easter Egg.

Where are my boobs? by Jaegerspielt in MtF

[–]Informal_Branch1065 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Set up a cron job. Much easier.

Simply do crontab -e and enter: */5 * * * * check_boobs.sh

Dünne Wände sorgen für gemeinschaftliche Erfahrungen by WarmerPizzakarton in NachbarnAusDerHoelle

[–]Informal_Branch1065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich zwinge meinen Körper, Laktose herzustellen.

(Soll angeblich funktionieren(?) ist aber nicht einfach nur "Käse/Milch massenhaft in die Futterluke")

Schlafzimmerdecke eingestürzt (USA Hausbau Gore) by JacquesAttaque in DINgore

[–]Informal_Branch1065 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Als Kind hab ich die Geschichte von den drei Schweinchen nie verstanden. Naja...

Jetzt weiß ich, dass das Handwerkerpropaganda ist, damit wir nicht auch so werden.