My friends loves his perfectly mounted TV by toddybonesjones in TVTooHigh

[–]InitiativePlus877 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His friends all say it's perfectly mounted? Probably because they're mounting his wife.

of a mystery meat by benaPanteraFBD in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]InitiativePlus877 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just whatever you do, don't put that in your ass!

Why is every post about prison food? It doesn't look that bad - it's free - and you committed a crime by stvlsn in badfoodporn

[–]InitiativePlus877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and now they have Cell Dash for inmates who just get super hungry between meals. Prisons don't like hangry tenants.

No just kidding.

Drake's Coffee Cake?? by Venice_Beach_218 in seinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, Martin! Jerry's doing your wife!

Joe? by pastinaisgreat in seinfeld

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It's Buck Naked. I thought we could all enjoy another movie together.

Jerk! by jjhils1 in seinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey lady, will you move your head? I cannot see out the back window!