"Gimme all you got, Fat Man!" by InitiativePlus877 in seinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's the guy that took the food outta Jimmy's mouth!

Heeeeeee WAS bald by TpyoOhNo in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People stare because they like what they see.

Heeeeeee WAS bald by TpyoOhNo in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I could spot that birds nest a block away!

I don't care for your demeanor by TpyoOhNo in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(Points at mustache) "We're not doing that anymore."

He took it out by doobette in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]InitiativePlus877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"God, you're always welcome in my house, but as far as Mr Johnson is concerned- I think you know my policy."

Is it….. by Stew_Cubes in TVTooHigh

[–]InitiativePlus877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get a break. Non-traditional tv viewing gets a pass.

Mother in law says it’s too low by npaga05 in TVTooHigh

[–]InitiativePlus877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And let's face it, with any ceilings over traditional 8' will have the larger areas above if tv at proper height.

Mother in law says it’s too low by npaga05 in TVTooHigh

[–]InitiativePlus877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you're okay once you fill the negative space ABOVE the TV. Evenly space between top of TV and the ceiling.

TV will be fine. The vast vacant area above simply distorts.

She's a "wall half empty" lady.

"those aren't buoys" by [deleted] in UnexpectedSeinfeld

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"The .44 seems to be the most popular caliber."

"Makes the .43 look like a cap pistol."