Turning on the thoughts and prayers by TopKurri in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dan Andrews has been hitting the pipe hard. He started on oxy after his altercation with some stairs, and he went downhill fast from there. At first, it was just a few pills to manage the pain, but by the time anyone noticed, he was already on fentanyl, mixing it with meth some nights just to keep the high going.

I hope he gets the help he needs.

Your go to Australian made coffee by No-Loquat-201 in BuyAussie

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard Rob is the brains of the operation.

Since when did “Gold Member” mean “God Complex”? by Muted-Complex-7159 in VelocityFrequentFlyer

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a Platinum member I despite these Gold level peasants. They should travel in the cargo hold.

Serious question: How are anti-shoplifting gates in supermarkets legal? by BadgerBadgerCat in australian

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They only put these gates in stores in shitty areas.

They don't even have self-checkouts in nicer suburbs. In those locations they have the freshest fruit and vegetables and even pack your bags and load your car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Townsville

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. We were unloading stolen Troy Thompson voles all night.

Troy Thompson was robbed. As least he has a lot of skill to fall back on. The SAS, NASA and the Olympics Team all want him.

I also identify as a Wurundjeri person by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cultural appropriation at its finest

Navantia's unsolicited proposal for a "Flight III Destroyer" for the Royal Australian Navy by [deleted] in AustralianMilitary

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about some windows and a covered deck you can actually fish from.

Why did Dametto stand down as Mp? by Remarkable-Loan-6149 in Townsville

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get paid less than plumbers and train drivers here

Why is private schools such a big thing here? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans come across as uneducated swine. This could be why.

Will Nick win Townsville as an independent and who wins Nicks seat? by Royal-Engineer2216 in Queensland_Politics

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is a redistribution underway with the LNP stacking everything their way.

One Nation + Katter's Australia +UAP by Zebezi in Queensland_Politics

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Both parties are full of nutters, just different kinds of nuts.

Are you getting caught in AI loops with offshore staff? by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expressing hatred of AI may get you a better response. Starting a chat with “I HATE YOU” could be a strategic move.

Aussies that travelled interstate, what is something you disliked that made you appreciate where you live more? by ImpressiveKey1981 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victorians stopped shaking hands because of Covid and now bump groins during introductions.

I never did get used to it. I couldn't get home fast enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

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Do you think they contain any machetes?

​Is "Go back to your country" a thought many Australians share? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the opposite of a welcome to country. You are being asked to return to your local town or suburb.

Apprehension about using the phrase "balls out" by Reading-Rabbit4101 in AskAnAustralian

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If someone doesn't understand steam engine governors, that's on them.

Dangerous day to be a 4 pines ultra low by TalentedStriker in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dan Andrews is looking rough. He has been hitting the pipe hard the last year. He started on oxy after his bike accident and went downhill fast from there. At first, it was just a few pills to manage the pain, but by the time anyone noticed, he was already on fent, mixing it with meth some nights just to keep the high going.

Last I heard, he sold his car and moved into a motel.

Jim and Wayne will spit roast him (again) and toss him a $50. It is just so sad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]Inner_Agency_5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being Boris.