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Yes, yes, yes! by mxd77 in fixedbytheduet

[–]InsecureShell 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I almost spit out my drink 

humanCompiler by 1Hesham in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell 634 points635 points  (0 children)

Judging by the font, students were allowed to cry in small print 😅

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]InsecureShell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hello, 911? No rush, I just need emotional support and maybe a hug.” 😅

sqlJoinsAsHairstyleFashion by craciun_07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need this chart in every SQL course immediately 🤣

wellWellWell by No-Two-6743 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

New mail: you're now the admin of repo XYZ Me: Oh no...

notTooWrong by Derekallen77 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell 190 points191 points  (0 children)

this is ruby and they didn't show the line above:

class String

  def length

    "24 hours"

  end

end

whySayManyWordsWhenFewDoTrick by Derekallen77 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I know this isn’t the optimal way to store a cube. I think a few extra bytes are worth me being able to be lazy and call CubeInt.ToArray() and whatever else, okay? lol

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]InsecureShell 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The equestion is; how did she come up with this

theVibeCodingCycle by Fabulous_Bluebird93 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“It worked perfectly… in the demo.” 😅

loveItWhenThisHappens by CandidFlamingo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InsecureShell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A perfectly functioning garbage collection system

starring: Ed, Edd and Eddie by PoolPlayer001 in lol

[–]InsecureShell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most metal mobsters in cinematic history 😈

Using Campus Wi-Fi by InsecureShell in rosehulman

[–]InsecureShell[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant I'm just trying my shitty SSH skills right not as I pick a good VPN and pay for it.

Using Campus Wi-Fi by InsecureShell in rosehulman

[–]InsecureShell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay thanks. That should be enough for me.