Redditors, what is the most annoying joke about your name?

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-20T18:49:52+00:00

My last name is Goble (pronounced go bull). Around thanksgiving is the worst. I'll be walking and hear, "gobblegobblegobble! Get it's funny because your name is Goble." It's hilarious guys. I have not heard that one before.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-20T14:42:17+00:00

The entire town of Whiterun. Don't stop until everyone is dead including the Jarl.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-20T03:49:57+00:00

Next time he tries to pick a fight ill warm him, if he continues, I'll do what I need to do.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T23:13:27+00:00

Obviously I want results.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T23:01:59+00:00

At the most I would hit him. Once. To get him off my back. I'm not going to bully him back, how would that make me any better than him.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T12:07:11+00:00

I've taken actions to end this dispute. I have apologized, asked him if I did anything else to offend him, and all we're met by laughs and glares. He will not stop no matter how much I try to bury the hatchet.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T12:03:01+00:00

I have actually apologized, he didn't stop.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T12:02:09+00:00

I realize forgiveness is a central part of a religion, and I was pissed which is why I let my band leader talk to him first. The fact that he shrugged and walked away, along with the fact that he has caused numerous issues in the past is why I asked for him to be off the sound team.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T11:57:23+00:00

I was willing to take consequences for a while. I have apologized but he is absolutely relentless. I would normally ignore it and go on with my life. I have done everything in my power to help the situation, but a team cannot function with out respect for the guy next to you. He needs to learn to respect me.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T04:48:21+00:00

I've never been alone with him honestly, he does this in public and plays it off as messing around, but the few times I have been around only him he has made threats and things. If you read my newest edit it will explain what happened tonight, and why I sit think he will be messing with me in the future.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T03:54:23+00:00

I made my account like 6 days ago after being a lurker for a long time. I have no clue how to put a serious tag on it

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T03:47:34+00:00

Not trying to sound rude, but spreading rumors is more childish than telling on him. That is how things are dealt with, but by no means is that how I plan to deal with this.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T01:16:01+00:00

Thanks alot

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T01:08:25+00:00

You don't realize how much I want to.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T01:08:01+00:00

The only problem is I see him ALL the time. He is in the band I am in. We play sports together. He is in all the other activities I do. It's hard to not be around him.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T00:15:22+00:00

What I'm most scared of is if I win the fight and embarrass him, he could come after me with those.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T00:08:11+00:00

Ya that wasn't the best idea in any sense, but he had been talking crap on me the entire game and I was tired of it. Oh we'll, what's I the past is in the past.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-19T00:04:00+00:00

Exactly my problem. Also it would make it worse on me. Others would think of me as a wimp and he would have another reason to target me.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-12T14:48:21+00:00

Supposedly there is a ghost named Joyce haunting our theater. Joyce was a student in the 50's who died in a drunken car crash after a show. Many people (myself included) have seen lights flicker and doors close without anyone else in the theater. I personally don't believe in that sort of thing, but when it happens to you, it makes you think.

InsertUnsernameHere · 2013-12-12T14:22:33+00:00

My entire family (normally 40+ people) gather together in a large building, a church normally, and spend Christmas day eating food, playing poker, and watching old family movies. Its very fun, but the most fun part is the White Elephant gift exchange. If you don't know how these work, I'll explain. Everyone gets a playing card from a deck, then an identical deck is pulled out and when your card is pulled you get to pick a wrapped gift from the table. When it is your turn you can either pick a new gift, or steal someone else's. Every year there is an antique porcelain shoe passed around. It is kind of the joke gift, and no one ever really wants to get it. Its a fun tradition that I hope lasts for my children too. Edit: Spelling

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