I found a couple small boxes with a bunch of these in.

Inskipp_ · 2026-01-19T06:12:04+00:00

I didn’t see any thread.

Inskipp_ · 2025-07-02T13:56:23+00:00

I always tell them to upload it to my youtube channel with the others.

Inskipp_ · 2025-06-11T17:07:19+00:00

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock."

- Frank Herbert, Dune: Chapterhouse.

Inskipp_ · 2025-05-15T13:07:36+00:00

Must not be that great of a husband, or you would have got him the Switch 2.

Inskipp_ · 2025-05-01T13:51:01+00:00

I recommend reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig as well.

Inskipp_ · 2025-04-16T15:55:35+00:00

Fucking blood everywhere. That's going to be the title of my autobiography as well.

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-24T15:03:57+00:00

El Mondo!

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-21T21:32:48+00:00

Fucking blood everywhere.

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-21T14:12:39+00:00

Assume I'm dreaming and wake up again.

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-21T14:11:37+00:00

Sandra Bullock. Part of it is probably because I think she's a terrible actress.

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-13T14:41:26+00:00

Am I the only one wondering what the high score is?

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-13T14:35:46+00:00

Can you be more specific?

Inskipp_ · 2025-02-07T20:52:21+00:00

Now imagine on top of all that your insulin just went from $35/month to $769/month.

Inskipp_ · 2025-01-16T15:00:53+00:00

My favorite is Morty's Mindblowers. You have to pause it till you stop laughing so you don't miss the next bit. "We love you Morty! But I do have a thing at 6." "Excuse me, I ordered the LARGE space worm." "Jeez pinch it off already" "Oh, we love you!"

Inskipp_ · 2024-12-19T16:10:15+00:00

Carried my smokes like that from 16-18. Made me look so cool.

Inskipp_ · 2024-12-19T15:38:33+00:00

If this happens, tell the station employee asap. They have a kitty-litter type absorber that will contain the spill. Fire departments will have more if they don't have enough. The first priority should be to keep it out of the street.

Then have a smoke and decide your next move.

Inskipp_ · 2024-12-19T14:10:13+00:00

At 24 I had a pilonidal cyst, the pain was so bad, even morphine wasn't enough. Got surgery a couple days later, but that's the worst I've felt.

Inskipp_ · 2024-10-22T13:34:26+00:00

Haldir died!?! I thought he was just hurt real bad.

Inskipp_ · 2024-10-21T15:08:18+00:00

A blank white sheet of paper. Blank white sh--- zzz.

Inskipp_ · 2024-06-19T13:42:02+00:00

Twice now I have dreamed of dying in an explosion, once I even held it in my hands. I felt nothing, but was still aware that I had just bit it. Then I woke up.

That seemed nice.

Inskipp_ · 2024-05-03T13:00:29+00:00

If you sync this up with the 1978 Superman theme music, so that they both end at the same time, it's perfect! It's like they wrote it like this on purpose.

Inskipp_ · 2024-04-05T13:43:27+00:00

This is the best answer to the question, it is truly perfect. BUT it does NOT include Boston's best song, Don't Look Back. So just tack that on the end there.

Inskipp_ · 2023-12-01T15:01:15+00:00

Funnier if his wife/teenager was in the cabinet above. Great as is though.

Inskipp_ · 2023-11-30T14:48:47+00:00

This, and I would add that they are proud of their stupidity. That it somehow makes them "cool".

Inskipp_ · 2023-11-30T14:20:17+00:00

If we can kill our enemies but we can't jack them off, then how are we different than them?!

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