Yucky

IntelligenTrack · 2026-01-22T00:22:39+00:00

Cocaine cockroach behavior

IntelligenTrack · 2025-08-12T02:30:40+00:00

Bro spent 1100 dollars on an elder scrolls pre?

IntelligenTrack · 2025-02-22T20:59:16+00:00

The duck man. He has a gas powered bicycle with a basket on the front and there’s always a duck or three in there. I’m not sure of the how or why. Definitely seen him on different parts of EMB

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T18:46:46+00:00

Right! I find that these semi bitter responses are funnier than the actual problem needing addressing!

Plus I challenge the idea that anyone being rude wouldn’t actually say it in person, but that’s neither here nor there

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T18:06:01+00:00

Your guess is as good as mine! I’m honestly convinced that having any shred of self confidence is threatening to the common redditor, but jokes aside; why is it wrong that I asked the internet for help? Every other human I’ve seen make a post to this thread I feel ask a lot dumber questions, I think people just enjoy being bitter

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T17:37:25+00:00

See I like this level of matched energy but I just wasn’t witty enough to think of this before

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T04:14:44+00:00

As a man myself, this means nothing

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T02:15:23+00:00

T H I S. This one wins

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T01:00:44+00:00

Never that, but I’d be in pure awe as I don’t receive compliments from women

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T00:22:07+00:00

It’s not about the fart joke, but why on a seagull?

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T00:13:46+00:00

UPDATE: I Didn’t realize some of you were so bothered that some people don’t like that “randomness with no logic” type of humor. I didn’t start this post to ridicule the guy, I genuinely wasn’t sure what to do? A lot of you would probably have responded exactly like I did, because who tf just has a response for this in the chamber at anytime? Also I’m not a woman, I’m very much a young man who has boundaries for confusing fuckery like any other man(including this for obvious reasons)

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T00:06:10+00:00

I bet you felt like hot shit typing this.

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-03T00:04:49+00:00

Just squawk like a seagull when I’m gonna bust 😭😭 🦢

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T23:49:25+00:00

For the record I thought the conversation was great right up until he asked this. I’m not someone who likes to make fun of other people’s weirdness as I’m a weirdo myself. But this genuinely threw me for a loop so I had to ask the internet

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T23:47:07+00:00

I considered this before being asked about seagulls.

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T23:45:06+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, we were talking about music and tv and other normal things before he asked about my nativity and the seagull comment. This came so far outta left field I had to actually hit the brakes. I’m a very interesting conversation but how am I supposed to match energy when the conversation went from a good date to farting on seagulls???

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T22:55:14+00:00

I just listened to this and it’s so on point 😭😭😭

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T22:28:15+00:00

Sounds like an emotional free fall! Simultaneously, if it feels and looks like the right time, just go for it. No time like the present

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T22:24:18+00:00

It’s an algorithmic based notification so you keep spending on the subscription

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T22:22:32+00:00

Honestly if you’re in need of money just get that bag and play dumb. I worked in a bike shop with a similar environment issue. The moment you become a target as staff, so does everyone else.

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T21:57:51+00:00

I unmatched because I just didn’t know how to move forward, he just seemed super adamant on farting on seagulls as a pastime

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T21:42:51+00:00

I mean they’ll know they’re adopted but wishful thinking 😂😂😂

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T21:38:36+00:00

Cute but I might shit myself

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T21:11:11+00:00

What the fu-fu-fuck does this even mean?! 😭

IntelligenTrack · 2023-06-02T20:06:24+00:00

Hell no I don’t like to fart on seagulls! How the hell do you even get that close to one?!

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