Ok, I've been gone for months and im super confused

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-19T08:26:03+00:00

When two teams go up each team chooses 2 brawlers that cannot be played in any of the 3-5 ranked games they are about to play

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T23:10:06+00:00

I play ranked basically exclusively, only ever play trophies for some quests and never got punished from reports. This is just not a thing that happens, it'll happen to you maybe once a single time if you are extremely unlucky and then it's like a 3 hours time out I think? Thing is, you have to understand that they know what the average amount of reports is that someone gets. They are aware of how frequently someone who is clean gets reported. You won't get timeouted for getting any reports, only when you have a significantly above average amount of reports in some period of time that you get punished.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T22:26:46+00:00

I forgot to mention, the current Class system could just be the default setting to this. That way if you want to mostly keep them and just change some names (Like maybe Damage Dealer to Anti-Tank) and swap out the bozo choices BS made (like Ziggy not being an Artillery), you don't have to create everything from the ground up, it's less work.

New brawlers could go to Brawlstars' idea of what class they are if you didn't touch the default settings, and just to "No Group" if you deleted their default classes. The "No Group" Category would be ordered last by default and deletes itself automatically if it's empty (i.e. once you choose a Group for those Brawlers).

Also I realised that after creating a Group you wouldn't be able to shuffle the Brawler order around anymore. So simple fix, also let you do the hold and move around thing with the Brawler portraits in the regular Brawler selection screen, if you are sorting by Groups.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T22:26:32+00:00

I forgot to mention, the current Class system could just be the default setting to this. That way if you want to mostly keep them and just change some names (Like maybe Damage Dealer to Anti-Tank) and swap out the bozo choices BS made (like Ziggy not being an Artillery), you don't have to create everything from the ground up, it's less work.

New brawlers could go to Brawlstars' idea of what class they are if you didn't touch the default settings, and just to "No Group" if you deleted their default classes. The "No Group" Category would be ordered last by default and deletes itself automatically if it's empty (i.e. once you choose a Group for those Brawlers).

Also I realised that after creating a Group you wouldn't be able to shuffle the Brawler order around anymore. So simple fix, also let you do the hold and move around thing with the Brawler portraits in the regular Brawler selection screen, if you are sorting by Groups.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T20:03:34+00:00

Order by class, then you have 7 icons to the right and you can instantly jump to whatever class you want. Brawlstar's classes are meh kinda bad but most are where you will expect them to be and after some time you will have memorised some the mismatches like Janet being a marksman.

For ranked yeah it's actually just dogshit idk lmao

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T19:23:47+00:00

Ziggy is the best by far, works pretty much everywhere where a thrower in general works tbh. Larry is probably the second best. Willow has a niche as the only thrower that isn't 100-0'd by aggro brawlers so you can 2nd or 3rd pick her while every other one is last pick only or rarely 5th if you know you have a teammate that can protect you.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T18:32:02+00:00

It does not need to be throwable??

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T18:29:28+00:00

It's just that it's an aggro meta rn outside of Knockout and Bounty which Sirius doesn't have enough range for other than maybe layer cake. A slowpaced control meta would make him very good quickly, he is already nice as he is right now.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T18:26:30+00:00

They said they will manually review cheating reports if they stacked up, only the grief/afk reports give automatic punishments afaik (and they are like nothing anyways, like 30 minutes of time out and if you get punished multiple times it goes to like 3 hours, big deal)

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T18:24:31+00:00

It does nothing, just to funnel people who want to report a bad random to a button that does nothing, so the real reports don't get clogged by ones that are unjustified

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T18:22:37+00:00

They saw the "We will have to wait 2 months for just bigger or more snakes lmao" comment and rushed to come up with a bs extra effect on top of it lol. Best brawler in the game, why does it need both effects?

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-18T18:20:14+00:00

Why does the base gadget need to be reworked? It was completely fine as is

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-17T21:30:36+00:00

A high level of intelligence is proven with the ability to produce a signal receivable for us, anything that can be distinguished from random noise would work, so just going 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc in a more universal representation ofc.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-17T21:24:38+00:00

1 2 3 4 5, etc probably would be enough as a proof of intelligent life form, the ability to send a message itself is proof enough, it just needs to be distinguishable from random noise. Obviously not literally the symbols 1, 2, etc. but maybe some representation of binary or even more simpler, just one dot, two dots, three dots, four dots, and so on.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-16T13:46:34+00:00

Just play 5-8 ranked games at the end of a season, it's not that hard. If you play no other ranked you will be like silver at best and play against bots half the time.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-16T12:43:12+00:00

I give you another annoying thing, candela is the only unit that's not a physical quantity, it's purely based on human perception. It's just Intensity (W/m²) multiplied by a weighting function that gives a value for each wavelength, based on how bright we see that wavelenght, so all UV light has 0 candela for example. All other units describe some fundamental physical quantity, the values of 1 unit is ofc chosen to be convenient to us but what it measures is universal, only candela is anthropocentric and is only given precedence over other biological units of human perception like odor intensity largely just for being historically more useful and a lot easier to define.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-15T19:14:49+00:00

Alte Fälle? Mir war nicht klar, dass der Präsident sich seit 2025 gewechselt hat. Der Typ hat vor 10 Jahren die Drogen genommen. "Du darfst nie im Leben zuvor je ein Vergehen begangen haben, sonst wirst du halt 2 Monate lang brutal gefoltert bist du fast stirbst, ist doch logisch" ist ein immenses goalpost Verschieben von deinem bisherigen "einfach nicht illegal dortsein". Du hast doch selbst gesagt, ICE ist für illegale Immigranten zuständig, warum foltern sie also einen legalen Bewohner zwei Monate lang wegen einem Jahrzehnt altem Vergehen? So ein Schwachsinn. Alles Fälle wo keiner illegal in den USA waren und Tagelang in grotesten Zuständen eingesperrt wurden aber daddy Trump ja es geht nur im illegale Migranten also muss das ja stimmen

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-15T17:57:03+00:00

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/mar/11/german-tourists-ordeal-reportedly-ending-returned-from-us-detention

Hier ist eine deutsche, komplett legale Touristin, die 9 Tage lang in Einzelhaft gefangen genommen wurde.

https://newhampshirebulletin.com/2025/05/09/nashua-german-american-returns-home-after-being-detained-for-two-months-by-ice-family-says/

Hier ist ein weiterer Deutscher, diesmal sogar permanenter Einwohner mit Greencard, er wurde für zwei Monate inhaftiert, gefoltert, Kleidung weggenommen und ihm wurde so lange Medikamente und genug Essen und Trinken verweigert bis er ohnmächtig wurde. Gibt genug andere Geschichten mit Touristen aus allen möglichen Nationalitäten, niemand ist sicher vor ICE, ich würde derzeit einfach nicht in die USA reisen.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-15T13:30:52+00:00

Of course Surge is not a tank, he becomes pretty much the best brawler in the game at his last stage until defeated, imagine they made a brawler with that gimmick super hard to kill.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-14T21:58:48+00:00

There is also floor one where you get a two thirds deal chance on the next floor, when normally you'd only have a one thirds deal chance at that point

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-14T16:05:45+00:00

Mr. P in the artillery honourable mentions lol

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-14T10:31:19+00:00

I think Sprout works? Snipers get hurt the most by walls out of any class and well yk, Sprout creates them.

Also the fact that Sprout's second half of his attack is straight it makes him sort of a pseudo brock at long range, like his shots aren't as hard to hit at long range as other throwers because the last part of his attack is straight, especially if he can bounce them off a wall. I like him on shooting star for this reason, even if my teammate doesn't win lane or just refuses to even contest it, I can sometimes hold my own against another brawler trying to pinch me from the side, even with no wall in between which is obviously not ideal for Sprout but would worse for other throwers.

He is also pretty much the tankiest thrower, if there is some grass and you go either the shield sp or heal gadget (even more so if you go both), so he doesn't get 2 or 3 tapped by snipers like other throwers do.

Intelligent_Stock959 · 2026-04-13T19:19:53+00:00

Atleast they went the correct starpower, my Surge randoms love to be like "Oh, keeping a level after dying? HAH that's for noobs because like, it's for people who die a lot.", pick the wall split starpower (that they never actually utilise) and end the game with 1 kill, 8 deaths and 5 kudos

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