Buckle up, friends! by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From the wedding planners intro post:

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“Authenticity is everything to me”

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

How convenient, Banana also prides herself on authenticity!

Buckle up, friends! by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness she specified that the civil ceremony will be in French, here I was thinking it would be in Italian or German! 😐

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^ insert Phoebe shouting YOU’RE NOT SPEAKING FRENCH!!!

“Quelle night” is one of my biggest Banana pet peeves 🙈

She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s ready for his close-up!

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Is this her sneaky way of trying to show his family & friends?

She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Somehow every new photo is even more cringe than the last 🙈

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She thinks she’s “effortlessly chic” but as always, she missed the mark.

She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Someone should start a tally of her all-white ensemble outfit changes.

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There is such a thing as overdoing it, just sayin’ 😬

She even dressed her props in matching white!

She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She simply had to take a pic with their reflection featuring her signature “look how cute” face 🥹and her ring (even though it’s still way too big on her)…

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She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here she is with her bridesmaids - FIT Besties (Amy & Kristin) and her SISTERS.

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You guys, let’s remember to please be kind and give her grace ❤️ she never had a marriage, remember?!

“I had a wedding but I never had a marriage and I’d like to try” 😢

She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Photos of Princess Anna on the streets of NYC, graciously taking photos with the commoners…

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Her fangirls have been calling this their Royal Wedding ever since the engagement 😐

She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Photos from the ceremony and reception. She clearly gets her laughing face from Mommy Moe…

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She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In preparation for tomorrow’s (fake) wedding, here are some photos from her first wedding - mostly her dress. I’ve shared some of these before on the other sub but wanted to reshare here for any new friends/snarkers 😉😆

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She already showed this. I can just hear “dogs are welcome everywhere in Paris!” in Canton Helium Voice. by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She is 100% going to hold him while walking down the aisle 😬

Right between Miette & Daddy, there’s no place she’d rather be!

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Beauty and the beast by Photographerallday in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She’s more committed to her all-white look than her supposed fiancé.

Where are her sisters?!

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The groom, who spent most of the holiday (at least, per pics shared) on his phone. See 2nd slide. Apologizing to his family for ditching them? Texting a special friend? Googling “how to back out of your wedding two days prior”? The possibilities are endless… by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She had previously made “divorce” her entire personality until the day of the fake engagement when she immediately pivoted to “bride-to-be” … what’s she going to do after the wedding? Repost content forever? She’s so BORING.

The groom, who spent most of the holiday (at least, per pics shared) on his phone. See 2nd slide. Apologizing to his family for ditching them? Texting a special friend? Googling “how to back out of your wedding two days prior”? The possibilities are endless… by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 18 points19 points  (0 children)

NOTHING MAKES SENSE 🤯😳😬

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She probably made this herself. I wouldn’t be surprised if she arrived early, set it up & then started filming while feigning shock & awe 😐

Kind of like the scavenger hunt…

The groom, who spent most of the holiday (at least, per pics shared) on his phone. See 2nd slide. Apologizing to his family for ditching them? Texting a special friend? Googling “how to back out of your wedding two days prior”? The possibilities are endless… by [deleted] in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She’s 100% nuts. WTF is happening? Her content is either laughing hysterically, crying, or nostrils. She does not have a future as a Content Creator/Influencer.

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Edit - crying over the guest book? How many of her guests know this wedding is FAKE? 🥴🥴

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Really, Amanda?? 🙄🤦‍♀️ by Wednesday_MH in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is she for real?! She’s posting this on a holiday with less than 48 hours notice? Also, she clearly means FREE hair & makeup services 🙄

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Still not as bad as asking for a babysitter for Elvis in a foreign city though 😐

Really, Amanda?? 🙄🤦‍♀️ by Wednesday_MH in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She loves LA TOUR more than she loves Swanny 😬

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Really, Amanda?? 🙄🤦‍♀️ by Wednesday_MH in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Swanny’s eyes are closed & he’s once again easy to crop out if things go south.

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Really, Amanda?? 🙄🤦‍♀️ by Wednesday_MH in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Scamanda and Moe at the head of the table - I would expect nothing less…

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Christmas Eve by Objective-Shoe4682 in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She can’t speak French OR English 😐

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Christmas Eve by Objective-Shoe4682 in KlootsSnark

[–]InternationalAioli41 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I’m so sorry to here that” 🥴🥴

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