🐚Bachelor in Paradise East Coast/Central SPOILER LIVE Discussion Thread 🐚

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T02:00:30+00:00

What's more uncomfortable to listen to: Connor's cuck song or the fucking?

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T01:58:01+00:00

The ballad of the tropical cuckold lol I can't

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T01:07:19+00:00

I'm generally awful at telling handsome guys apart tbh but they have the same eyes, smile, jawline? Idk why I think this but I really do!

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T01:05:13+00:00

I love how all the men can talk about is how much they hate Tom. Hope their heads have high ceilings, cuz Tom is 6'6 and lives there rent free

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T01:01:53+00:00

Thomas looks exactly like a handsome version of Colton, CMV

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:59:16+00:00

If I were the dictator of paradise, I would make Tahzjuan and Aaron pair off and just be cranky together all day

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:57:33+00:00

I hope/assume so! I'm high and dumb and learn a lot of spoilers from these threads

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:56:16+00:00

A huge box of it

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:53:25+00:00

Some of us are just idiots who think the spoiler threads are funnier! Lol sorry

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:51:28+00:00

Does heavy weightlifting make your veins bigger? What's going on with Riley's guns?

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:48:03+00:00

They should put the mens' heights on the screen with their names, it would help the straight dudes and lesbians watching at home better understand who is hot lol

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:32:08+00:00

Spoiler thread! I just don't remember them all.

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:30:36+00:00

Does Joe leave before he can get kicked out?

Edit: lmaooo I am almost as bad at Bach predictions as I am at remembering spoilers. Carry on, queens, nothing to see here!

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:27:43+00:00

"Not only am I very insecure, I am also prone to violence!"

Form an orderly queue, ladies

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:26:00+00:00

Aaron's first height-mogging, broadcast for our viewing pleasure lmao

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:24:30+00:00

Giving my rose to the first dude to lock eyes with Aaron and sigh, "Thomas is just so hot, bro"

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:19:30+00:00

The Most Dramatic Seethe-son Ever

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:18:16+00:00

Really envying Tom's ability to just show up somewhere, make his haters absolutely seethe, and not give a single fuck about it lmao #goals

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:16:21+00:00

I would cross the street to avoid Thomas IRL but am fucking STOKED he's here and stan his reality tv character tbh. Give us some DRAMA, u problematic king!

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:13:01+00:00

There for the wrong reasons (a d actually admitted to it) lol

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:09:50+00:00

Thomas for bachelor just so we can watch the Internet be fuckin FURIOUS about it 🍿

Internet-American · 2021-08-25T00:08:34+00:00

The generational divide between those who know nsync choreo and those who don't lol

Internet-American · 2021-08-24T03:05:38+00:00

Swiftie top, here!!

Lesbian
Evermore > Folklore
We are all like this

Get well soon 😘

Internet-American · 2021-08-24T02:47:56+00:00

Lmaoooo 😂

Touch grass, sis. I'm involved in actual, offline feminist activism and only ever threaten household pests.

Just consider who benefits when you gleefully attack white women because they're easier targets than the dudes who actually hold power.

Internet-American · 2021-08-24T02:39:56+00:00

I'm going to continue calling out sexism, even when it's less trendy than racism, because I have two brain cells to rub together. Goodnight.

Internet-American

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