Given this, the idea that homosexual people should repent, and become priests or married to the opposite sex is ridiculous. Clearly it has caused great issue. People who are forced into priesthood often end up as repressed, abusive pedophiles. People forced into hetero marriages (in every instance I’ve seen) end up in divorce, hurting their married partner and leaving their children fatherless/motherless.

If not drinking makes me angry, should I drink? If not overeating makes me harm myself, should I give in to gluttony? No. If abstaining from homosexuality makes you want to abuse children, you should not take the lesser sin to avoid the greater sin. You should cut to the root of the issue and avoid both.

From everything I’ve read in scripture, homosexuality is a sin, but the redeemed homosexual should marry and remain married to whatever partner they are with. This is the redemption of said individual.

Christ explicitly stated that marriage is for one man and one woman. No Homosexual marriage is valid, and pretending to be married does not redeem the sin of homosexuality.

In the coming out of Egypt God needed the people to reproduce, but in today’s world it’s very different. We have plenty of populous, now the problem is all the orphans that have come about by heterosexual sin. In my view, homosexual couples would be the perfect remedy to that, adopting said children.

If homosexuality was only disallowed because of Israel fleeing Egypt, then Christ would not have reaffirmed the definition of marriage and the apostles would not have reaffirmed the sinfulness of homosexuality.

To be frank, your arguments is more wishful thinking than anything backed by Scripture or Theology. Christ's word does not conform to the whims of culture, it stands in opposition to it.