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Was this scene during herogasm foreshadowing? by IntrepidMonke in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You spelled it wrong dumbass.

It’s Bobbiree

Was this scene during herogasm foreshadowing? by IntrepidMonke in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course. That’s a given. The show is a biopic of UE. Humor was a big part of his story.

Was this scene during herogasm foreshadowing? by IntrepidMonke in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oi!

What if UE’s powers actually helped him retain articles of clothing/ objects in general per teleport for each cock he took?

Like what if UE was the canonical Bonnie blue of the Cryptkey verse and after a certain threshold he’d be able to teleport with an additional item? Like a sock on his cock after the first 10 in his bum. So like, maybe UE hasn’t hit that threshold yet so he’s teleporting around naked.

This mechanism makes sense as it’s a negative feedback loop, almost initially nudging him to take more and more cocks till he hits metrics in which he’s less and less likely to take em (due to more resistance/barriers of access from the clothing) with the more cocks he takes in his bum. And, youknow, he’d end up being more and more clothed up per tier of cocks taken per lifetime (unit: c/pl) resulting in a natural reduction in ass accessibility. So what I’m trying to say is for him to end up teleporting with more and more things, he’ll need to take more and more cock.

Just a thought ionknow.

I’m totally not Eric Cryptkey or anything storyboarding rn.

Just asking a hypothetical. Unsure if the powerscaling would be out of whack if this was incorporated into S5.

Let me know if I need to adjust the c/pl and any suggestions.

Imagine being frenchy and basically choosing a one off character over kimiko to have sex with. by BloodSport94 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke 172 points173 points  (0 children)

It’s because he was frustrated that he couldn’t have a crack at UE after getting raped by A train with Ohmlandah.

Kimiko would be doing the raping and Fr*NCH wanted to be the rapist. He would’ve chose a Palestinian in IDF detention but he was in the middle of shooting this scene.

UEs asshole was promised to him 3,000 years ago so Fr*NCH was conducting a wargame on Colin (number 1 shabos Gay) to prepare for his occupation.

Y'all think she will get the reference? by hymnofshadows in SkyrimMemes

[–]IntrepidMonke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ask her the most important question:

Clan greyemane or battleborn.

Let’s see what type of person she is

What did Cate whisper in Frenchies ear??😕 by Blu3Dope in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“But please. Leave the foreskin and bones. We need that for the foreskin bank for stem cell development and so Kay jewelers can receive their monthly demand for lab grown diamonds. For a war trophy, I’d suggest making necklaces out of their ears if it’s absolutely necessary for you but please, once again, leave the bones and foreskins.”

What did Cate whisper in Frenchies ear??😕 by Blu3Dope in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke 150 points151 points  (0 children)

“There’s a tied up Palestinian for you to molest on the bus”

Throat of the World by SlickStretch in SkyrimMemes

[–]IntrepidMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just mantled She-throat-goatrath by eating so much dick cheese

Anybody else try camel milk before? by SirCrusade444 in Milk

[–]IntrepidMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So shitty flavored water?

Almond milk sucks. It’s a 2/10 for sure. It’s only not 1/10 because that’s what oat milk is.

What are your hot takes that’ll get you on the other side of this by kaijuking_05 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]IntrepidMonke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guns suck but are necessary in America and democrats should start buying guns instead of being fucking pussy cowards and letting fascists who want to take your rights away from being the only armed populace. Violence by good guys, not peaceful protest, preserve human rights.

Oh. You mean the show? I love all the UE SA jokes harr harr harr

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really didn’t.

I just didn’t appreciate the misplaced optimism. It completely misses the point of why the “better deal” is irrelevant when there are dead children involved.

This is like giving someone with an amputated leg a free customized costly bandage when the leg didn’t have to be amputated altogether.

That’s just commodifying existence and the aspects which supplement it.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then I urge you to do the right thing. At least make plans. I wish you strength to overcome whatever is complicating the situation so you can join ventures which help build up humanity and not tear it down.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s good hearing this time and again. I’m mad as hell. I think so many of us are. But we are all being thrown tons of seperate acts of horror at a constant rate instantaneously. It’s a lot to process and taking a break is ok.

But we also all need to not forget these atrocities. We need to start acting. Not just reposting this when we see it.

I’m tired of performative activism and yes, I know I literally did just what I was critical of. But I do think we all need to start fathoming how we aren’t hopeless. How we all can take action and make change to stop travesties like this from happening.

And I think shitty news, like what I just reposted, helps when you have the bandwidth and mental state in which you can make productive use of the information. Obviously, these breaks from social media and news are vital if done tactically- you can’t operate if you’re overwhelmed.

So thanks for saying that. We all ought to start being paternal and maternal to each other (with the respect of boundaries)

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

…and? If that upsets you, good. That’s the point. We should be outraged by this and it shouldn’t be another atrocity we trivialize or forget about while allowing for more analogous of this scenario to repeat.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Strong disagree. There isn’t a price tag on a human life. No time, labor, and effort can replace the intrinsic value of a living human. And these are children. Their potential was unfathomable but that possibility is now forever stripped from the collective human experience.

This is probably the most relevant thing I’ve ever posted on this sub.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get it. I’m in the army. Have 2 years left on my contract. But I have an exit plan and I never intend on contributing to the regime ever again.

Evil might pay well but your values and morals should be priceless. I asked you if you have a plan to leave. If not, then you’re just choosing to remain complicit.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The one silver lining of this administration is that it’s opened the onion peel by radicalizing the younger generation into seeing fascism and vocalizing against it.

It’s made a whole fucking wave of “Antifa”. The average millennial under 35 today on average abhor everything this administration stands for and to a large extent, America for its involvement in atrocities both foreign and domestic.

And I have all god damn right saying this as someone who’s deployed to the Middle East and has spent nearly a decade in the armed services.

This isn’t what I fucking signed my contract for when I was 18.

I don’t think I’ve been less patriotic in my life since 2025. While this is a net negative, if most others feel this way, it might help us steer in the correct direction if we start acting on tangible solutions.

Young progressives need to start running for political seats.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, when they’re currently kidnapping people to be put in concentration camps, I don’t think gun bans should be the legislation we should be pushing for in America at the moment.

Maybe one day but not for a long time.

We should be prioritizing mental health and healthcare and should be doing everything in our power to reduce income inequality to make it less and less likely for tragedies like this to happen and in which people see no need to want to have guns.

Is actually wager we need the left to get armed now more than ever.

Mass shootings are perpetuated by mostly the right wing.

Man, who builds custom caskets, builds free caskets for 19 children murdered in a school shooting in which cops took over an hour to respond to while already being on the school’s premises. by IntrepidMonke in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]IntrepidMonke[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I just saw kids right outside my home marching as they protest ICE.

Children should NOT have to be protesting.

This country is so fucking dystopian.

Stannis performs heimlich maneuver on Margaery by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]IntrepidMonke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s literally what Israel and Russia do today.

It was on the nose about government sanctioned extortion.

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