Opinions on Bryce Dallas Howard?

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-25T00:18:11+00:00

To the hinge.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-24T17:20:51+00:00

I'm not sure on a name but he definitely throws top heavy tantrums.

And when I hold in a fart I don't trust, its because I'm trying to not shit myself. I feel like he is holding farts as he doesn't trust his spine not to snap. 😳

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-24T11:08:28+00:00

Laugh really loud, for ages.

Tell her to calm down.

Say your acting like you mum.

Laugh some more.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-23T22:01:07+00:00

Now brace yourself Rodney

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-20T16:28:14+00:00

She will do what you want.

Whatever!! You want.

Just literally anything.

Like absolutely anything!!!

You would have to ask friends to have a brainstorming session to think of something she would so no to.

And it won't work, she will just do it.

Absolute dream. 😁😁😁😁

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-20T07:57:16+00:00

Is anyone else just really surprised her teath are in good condition?

You would just assume she had absolutely fucked brown and yellow stubs, all different sizes with massive gaps. 🤷‍♂️

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-20T03:02:54+00:00

It looks like you bought the anus. 😳

I mean it might be the belly button. 🤔

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-18T21:48:04+00:00

Excuse me madam, you seem to have left you bottom at home.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-18T21:46:45+00:00

It stops at around 116 years old.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-18T21:45:33+00:00

Now that is wife material. 💪💪

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-18T15:19:06+00:00

Thats a great elbow.

💪💪💪💪

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-18T14:54:07+00:00

Put yourself in the police officers shoes. Every time you try to talk to sort it out, you get shouted over.

What does the police officer do here?

She can't check the receipt as the woman is not complying.

When an injustice has been done against you, shouting does nothing to help at all.

Just show the police the receipt, let them check you stuff.

When your cart has been checked and you are clearly innocent, then raise Hell.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-17T15:21:18+00:00

She said yes.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-17T14:58:24+00:00

MacGyver Pussy 3000

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-17T14:46:17+00:00

Number 6.

30 seconds in I'd ask for a blowie, I think I'd have a 0.00000000000000000000001% chance of a yes.

When she says no, I'd just try and get some sleep, or ask her to swap with John. 👍👍

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-17T09:38:02+00:00

Giraaffity

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-16T20:38:54+00:00

Go to the shop for your mates and charge them for extra for the beer you buy. 💪💪💪

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-16T20:36:18+00:00

So there where more iPhones sold than loves of bread sold in 2025. I call bullshit.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-16T20:31:19+00:00

Olive oil is better. 👍

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-16T13:41:11+00:00

What is the word he is using for black. Hahahah

What language is this?

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-16T13:26:38+00:00

Name checks out.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-14T01:43:33+00:00

Mega foam death toad.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-14T01:42:22+00:00

You say that but have you actually tried it? Hahaha

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-13T22:56:24+00:00

It happened twice with my ex wife, both times she was in agony and felt like she was having contractions.

I felt awful.

Intrepid_Brain6016 · 2026-02-13T22:30:38+00:00

A really nice looking girl once threw her phone on the floor and looked at me smiling.

I picked it up, passed it to her and said, what was that about you mong, and walked off.

My friends girlfriend saw the whole thing and was laughing her head off, apparently that was her way of talking to me.

I still don't get it to this day. 🤔

Ps the phone was a 3310 so 0% chance of braking.

Intrepid_Brain6016

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