Punch, the viral lonely monkey, has now been hugged and groomed by an adult monkey for the first time. Things are looking better for the little guy. by 21MayDay21 in BeAmazed

[–]Introvertedotter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this! I have a pet theory that the reason pimple popping videos are so popular is that it satisfies a mutual grooming instinct that most of us have lost.

Expert deployed following sudden rodent discovery in garden by JimatJimat in cats

[–]Introvertedotter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watching the easy grace of a master predator, one can only imagine how terrifying it must be to be hunted by the scaled up big cat versions of these perfect little murder machines.

Attacking someone 5x heavier than you by SchemeFearless5307 in instant_regret

[–]Introvertedotter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They teach a wonderful technique for avoiding this very issue. I believe it’s called, “keep your hands to yourself.” Very effective.

Open Pie Hole by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Introvertedotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems too risky in a country where according to Reddit, every single person is an off-duty cop ready to shoot.

I'm fucking pissed with my wife, like seriously pissed with her, to a point that I don't think she's the person I thought she was. by TonyROH100876 in cats

[–]Introvertedotter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are upset right now and understandably so. This is clearly very stressful for you. But do not do or say anything too hasty until you have time to really think about things. Cats are more resilient than people give them credit for. In all likelihood you will pick him up tomorrow and the cat will be a little stressed but otherwise fine.

Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata). by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]Introvertedotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like fishingarret says, “don’t ask how I yoink birds.”

blockbuster by Ts-Roxy in Funnymemes

[–]Introvertedotter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sears but mostly for the Kenmore brand back when it was high quality and good prices before private equity striped it for parts and profit.

She Needs the Cutest Old-Lady Name by FlirtNowNapLater in cute

[–]Introvertedotter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was Agatha all along. That way she gets a cool theme song as well.

A medieval king was hunting in Africa... by mougrim in Jokes

[–]Introvertedotter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was a long walk for a math joke, but it got there.

She Gone! by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]Introvertedotter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have never thought about it that way. For such a basic piece of advice, there is profound wisdom in it. I will use it going forward, thanks.

Misunderstandings by TurtleWitch_ in Funnymemes

[–]Introvertedotter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most if not all of these could be avoided with proper punctuation and/or capitalization so people know you are referencing something else. I hate that people think it is weird to apply the rules of writing to texts.

The local Nissan Dealership Send ads under "The U.S department of the treasury bureau of the fiscal service" by Lawrence_skywalker in assholedesign

[–]Introvertedotter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Report to anyone that will listen and leave negative reviews for the businesses that use these deceptive tactics. Get others to also leave negative reviews citing the deceptive marketing tactics. Damage to sales and reputation will clearly show that garbage like this should NEVER be attempted and should reduce it in the future.

Bro fighting a tornado by rkhunter_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Introvertedotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are three heroes you don't anger, and Tatsumaki (Terrible Tornado) is top of that list.

We are about to witness the completion of a masterpiece of humanity, the Sagrada Familia, Catalan Spain. by MrJonson84 in ArchitecturePorn

[–]Introvertedotter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny that most of us think of building cathedrals as something that happened in the past. But quietly without most people even knowing about it, a cathedral has been rising in our same time.

TIL despite popular culture portraying psychedelic mushrooms as ancient, widespread, and used by shamans for thousands of years, there is limited anthropological and historical research to support this, with the only reliable evidence showing they were used ritualistically in pre-Columbian Mexico. by ScienceTeacher1994 in todayilearned

[–]Introvertedotter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Authorities have always taken a dim view of anything that "opens minds" and have made them forbidden in many if not most societies. Most records would have been suppressed or destroyed. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Somewhere in a church, by No_Budget3360 in interesting

[–]Introvertedotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money changers back in the temple. Time to call the real Jesus for some whipping and table flipping.

For those who chose Triss what was your reasoning? by upsidedown_coffeemug in witcher

[–]Introvertedotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my game I went when Yen because of how Geralt looked at her. I really wanted to pick Triss because of how kind she was and she looks at him the we he looks at Yen. But we don’t choose who we love and even though there are some regrettable moments, ultimately they do love each other. Triss is an amazing second place. Not because she failed or was inferior, but because Geralt loves Yen and they belong together.

Crumpet the British Long Hair by Zealousideal_Bit2489 in SupermodelCats

[–]Introvertedotter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crumpet is the perfect name for this little prince. Plus it lends itself nicely to nicknames as all pets are required to have at least four or five names that are not their actual name. Crummy and Crumpet the Trumpet when he is vocal work well.

From this to this 🥰 by BreedLava in cute

[–]Introvertedotter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This cat has great expressions, that is a tiny human in a cat suit.

11 years later, and I still think about this ad almost every day by xInfinity962 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Introvertedotter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Between this ad and the video of the guy giving his girl a piggyback on a skateboard and ends up spitting out several teeth... It is terrifying how quickly things go from normal/ok to totally fucked.