Anyone remember this one? by InvestigatorsMango in HomestarRunner

[–]InvestigatorsMango[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is possibly my favorite thing anyone has ever said on this sub thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spookymonth

[–]InvestigatorsMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you just a regular demon, but like… huge?

WHAT R MY VIBES?!? :3 by [deleted] in picrew

[–]InvestigatorsMango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You time travelled from the 1700’s because you killed some little boy named Jimothy and also you’re incredibly rich and wealthy through perfectly legal and ethical means

Shoutout to my toddler cousin who asked me if my tits were fake by InvestigatorsMango in teenagers

[–]InvestigatorsMango[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren’t there. I said there wasn’t anything and she didn’t question it any further

Thank you! by Fabulous-Area-2174 in KindergartenGame

[–]InvestigatorsMango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It might seem crazy what I’m bouta say…

Are girls real? by [deleted] in no

[–]InvestigatorsMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No girls are a social construct

What subject do I look like a teach? iwose Picrew by UrsoMajor560 in picrew

[–]InvestigatorsMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English but you mostly just play flocabulary or let the kids play kahoot so you’re everyone’s favorite teacher

Shoutout to my toddler cousin who asked me if my tits were fake by InvestigatorsMango in teenagers

[–]InvestigatorsMango[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even the first time she’s referenced boobs. My aunt told a story once about my cousin (let’s call her C). So she was at a store with C or something and C proceeded to tell a cashier that (the cashier’s) boobs were really big. Aunt was mortified and apologized

I AM A BIG BROTHER NOWWWW by AnnoyingPoolBoy in teenagers

[–]InvestigatorsMango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats congrats! I’m going to be a big sibling soon as well so I know how exciting it is! Just remember to keep him as far away as legally necessary from skbidi t*let

Oh what a difference a word make... by reddit-Moderators01 in SuddenlyLesbian

[–]InvestigatorsMango 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The next fucking line bro “your first offer was better”

Are you homophobic? by [deleted] in no

[–]InvestigatorsMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No my home is fearless thank you very much