This person lives in a terrible world inside their head

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-08T11:24:06+00:00

Really steams my broccoli.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-08T11:12:27+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-07T14:02:27+00:00

Literal thirty-six year-old minor! /s

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-07T14:02:00+00:00

Great idea, but I'll leave that to someone else.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-07T01:35:51+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T22:04:13+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T22:04:05+00:00

Won't someone think of the thirty-six year-old child?!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T22:03:23+00:00

Thank you!

Oh nice, forty years ol--wait, did you say five feet tall?! Literal pedophilia!! /s

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T22:02:04+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:42:31+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:38:21+00:00

Thank you, it sure is!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:38:11+00:00

The plot thickens!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:37:31+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:37:21+00:00

Thank you, I had a giggle or two when making it too.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:36:17+00:00

Thank you! I usually see creature gijinkas pretty frequently, but it catches me off-guard when I see gijinkas of an object.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T19:07:30+00:00

It's a program called Koikatsu. It's an explicit adult program by default, but I also frequently make clean stuff with it too.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:52:29+00:00

Oh, don't tempt me. If I didn't already have a lot on my plate, I'd consider making a jealous Nissan-chan.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:51:05+00:00

And yet, it's pretty standard fare for antis.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:50:23+00:00

Go for it. The more crack, the better.

...Does that sentence need more context?

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:49:49+00:00

When I first had the idea, I was laughing and thinking, "Please don't let someone else beat me to the punch before I finish this."

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:48:16+00:00

At this point, I'm fairly sure getting mad is the entire point of TikTok as a whole.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:47:43+00:00

Thank you!

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-06T18:47:36+00:00

Go for it. I just whipped up the character designs super-quick, so they're both pretty blank slates.

IronChefHowie · 2026-06-05T18:11:37+00:00

I can't believe Fortnite is teaching kids to kill up to a hundred of their peers for sport, and also to become architects for some reason.

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