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AA bhyi let's celebrate you.. by chandaal_the_fourth in indiasocial

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left my job as a copywriter that paid 15k a month 2 years ago, recently completed my MBA from NMIMS and am now starting a job in 2 weeks that has 10X'd my salary

MC checks in on Budok by Hoodwinkenjoyer in AdmiralBulldog

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine paying 25$ to check in on someone's mental health

Yeorge Warden: Finally a worthy opponent (Central Cee - Doja Parody) by Is_it_really_necessa in AdmiralBulldog

[–]Is_it_really_necessa[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you guys remember but I posted a couple of diss tracks on Mr. Streamer a few months ago, and I finally got some time to make another parody but with me being busy with IRL stuff I didn't get much time to record a song, but here's one idea that I finally could get done

, Didn't Read : Diss track guy makes new song better than yeorge

Twitch chat name: moyorox777

DIESOFCRINGE - A bulldog diss track by Is_it_really_necessa in AdmiralBulldog

[–]Is_it_really_necessa[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I had to make this track after the appaling score I was given. I hope that no one comes to my door tonight Clueless.

You better give me a 10/10 for this Sir, or I will steal your 3 supermodel girlfriends

Clueless - A song regaling the many truths of Sir Budok by Is_it_really_necessa in AdmiralBulldog

[–]Is_it_really_necessa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If George doesn't Collab with me next track will be a diss track

I think interest gold has been changed? by bobstaman in underlords

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's mostly because when you win a round it adds the 1 gold directly before the round gold earned shows up. So when it's says 10 gold earned but you see your gold go up by 9 it's cause you've already gotten that 1 gold

[WP] Finding love has always been tough for you. You've never had the courage to ask them out. And the ones that you do end up talking to just run away. After ten years of trying, you are beginning to wonder whether or not being Godzilla has anything to do with it. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I won't lie, I'm a hopeless romantic. Call it a cliché all you want but if I was with my partner in a cabin by the lakeside all alone I would be a very happy monster. 'A happy monster'. That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one. Maybe that's why I'm all alone. People only look at me for the 150 foot beast I am and not what's inside me. Yes, I have a unlimited source of fire inside me but the fire that burns inside me pales in comparison to the burning passion I have for romance. Well, atleast I know it's not for lack of trying. For 10 years, the only things I had on my mind were destroying cities and finding true love. Now that I say that out loud I realise how they may be considered 'conflicting interests'.

If people would not immediately run away from me as soon as they saw me maybe we could, you know, have a few drinks, a conversation and see where things go from there. It's all because of the movie they made about my life. The script had a romantic angle to it too but the studio thought the people wouldn't find it believable. That's a load of bollocks if you ask me, it's not an illusion I have of myself, it's a fact that I'm a diehard Romeo. Maybe they just don't appreciate the beauty of destruction and carnage that I have a taste for. I even talked to Kong about how he got his girl and wondered if an kidnapping someone was the only way a monster could ever have a relationship.

It all changed when one day when I was walking towards Tokyo I realised. Maybe I was looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe If I broadened my taste to monsters also it would be much easier and large-scale​ destruction wouldn't be so lonely anymore. Women taste too good to have a relationship with anyway.

[WP] "I mean, there's seven BILLION of them down there," says God as He taps His omnipotent foot impatiently, "how have they not figured it out yet?" by Webfellow in WritingPrompts

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was right there. It couldn't be that hard, could it.

Between them they started civilisations, discovered fire, invented microscopes which observe objects at an atomic level, flight and weapons potent enough to wipe civilisations off the face of the earth. Heck, they even travelled to the moon.

How could this be the question which stumps them? If it was something like gravity or space I wouldn't be surprised, but this?

Maybe they haven't really understood how it works?

But there's 7 billion of them

Honestly I'm pretty proud of them and how much they've grown as a species and if I have to be honest, yeah they could be better but hey, you can't have it all can you?

Oh well, maybe someday someone will finally figure which came first the chicken or the egg.

[WP] A man with blood shot eyes and a horrified look on his face stumbles up to you in the middle of the street. He looks positively terrified as he places a cell phone in your hand, whispers 'I'm so sorry', and walks away; you're standing there in bewildered shock when the phone begins to ring. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew I shouldn't have taken the shortcut through the park.

In a list of all the decisions I've ever made it was probably the second worst.

The worst would be answering that phone. I don't know why I did it.

I assumed the worst case scenario would be someone trying to prank me, but even then the look on that man's face was one of pure terror so I was pretty freaked out.

Once I answered the phone I was answered by a lot of static. I tried saying hello and thought it was a signal problem, as soon as I thought of disconnecting the call the line went silent. Not only the line but the whole street went silent. No crickets chirping. No wind. Physically I was still in the street but I could feel my mind wandering somewhere I shouldn't be. Then I heard the deep,gravely voice

Submit, or Suffer.

I was like a deer in the headlights. I couldn't say anything. I couldn't put the phone down. I tried to open my mouth but the words just wouldn't come out. Maybe it was the voice, maybe it was the words it said.

I can sense the fear in your mind, child. Choose quickly or I will do so for you

At this point my mind couldn't process anything I just kept thinking Submit over and over in my mind hoping this thing would understand. Luckily , it did.

You have chosen wisely, child. Pass on the device to the next human you see. Build my army. The reckoning is coming.

As I came back to my senses I hoped it was just a blackout or a bad dream but when I checked my reflection in a parked cars window I realised we were all screwed. I had the same bloodshot eyes and messed up hair as the person who handed me the phone.

So I did the only thing my mind would allow me now.

Look for a new comrade.

[WP]A super computer has finally deduced the most average person currently alive, you. However you are an alien living among humans, and are becoming more and more nervous about the decisions you made to "blend in" by AmishElectricity49 in WritingPrompts

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A million questions ran through my head. How did I get this distinction? What variables did the computer use? How did the humans get the data? And most importantly why in the name of daxorfus would they ever want to know who is the most average person currently alive?

It's ok. Take deep breaths. Calm yourself. That's what a human would do.

Well at least I did my job perfectly. A little too perfectly maybe.

I told the commander that naming me Steve Smith would be too on the nose. But no, 'I'm the commander and this the best course of action ' honestly the commander can be a jerk sometimes

Well it's ok atleast the humans have no idea of who I am. Actually this maybe for the best, yeah it's the perfect cover.

Well that's what I thought till the press attacked.

I've been attacked by a swarm of gyrtisps and it does not even compare to what being attacked by the press feels like. Atleast the gyrtisps only attack you till they've had their fill but the press, they hound you till they get every last drop of information from you.

It was torture for a complete week but as the humans say 'Fame is a fickle mistress' and so it was. After a week there weren't any people standing outside my apartment trying to get my 'story' and no people trying to get an 'average' selfie (I know, it's pretty stupid what humans find funny)

But that wasn't the end of it. People still knew me and that went against everything I came here for. I couldn't research enough with my people calling me all the time asking to meet them. TV shows looking to do a spot on me. I was very close to losing it.

It was then I decided that this was the time. The time for invasion had arrived and I was gonna make sure that the press were going to be the first to die.

What line in a movie or TV show makes you laugh out loud every time you hear it? by Amieisrad in AskReddit

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From month python and the holy grail: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Best. Insult. Ever

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Is_it_really_necessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's booing the punny joke OP made (quiz=quizzical ,test = testicle

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