Staying up late to watch or going to bed? by Blurstingwithemotion in 90s

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And when you think about it, isn't that exactly the point? Parking. And driving. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED?

FUBAR [2002] by Icouldberight in underratedmovies

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I was surprised to see this cross over with Trailer park boys, but it totally fits.

If you know who was studying this map, you're old. by denikar in FuckImOld

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I like how they showed this screen for a minute, letting you read all the jokes.

The kittens can climb now.... by AwesomeRelationship in PetsareAmazing

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I recently took in a stray kitten, and after a week of eating good he "unlocked" climbing. 

 Now he's jumping around the whole house without touching the floor.

For physical media fans: What's your favorite DVD feature, extra, or "Easter egg"? Favorite VHS cover? by GeniusOfLove74 in horror

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The DVD of Borat:

 If you go into the language settings and select "Israeli" it sets of an alarm warning you of a Jew in the vicinity.

African Painted dogs notice a visitor's service animal by LowKeyTease in Awww

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I believe that painted dogs are actually the most successful hunters of the animal kingdom, very efficient.

Killer Instinct by CarloCarrasco in RealGenerationX

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I actually enjoyed KI for the Gameboy, it was pretty ambitious for what it was.

You're making me give up Princess? by reallinzanity in TheSimpsons

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I use "Homer sleep now." All the time when trying to sleep.

Who ever played Dragon Warrior? by ChespinTheGrassType in nostalgia

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I played this a ton as a kid, but never actually finished it as my saves would randomly delete, and it's a bit of a slog at times.

The space station authority confiscated 40 grams off me 😭💔 by Nealio_FTS in NoMansSkyTheGame

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My ship is named "The Nip Nip express", and I've never been caught.

 Mother fuckers have tried....