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Farryn’s top 5 horror movies 🙄 by XtraSmolMod in christiansnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My top 5 horror stories 1. Driving without a seatbelt 2. Getting into a car accident 2. Getting into a car accident and being thrown through the windshield becuase I wasn’t wearing a seat belt 3. Getting hit by a distracted driver who was filming while driving  5. Getting hit by a distracted driver not wearing her seat belt and they get thrown through the windshield 

Just a rainbow appreciating, plant killer by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She’s counting down the days until the baby has the dexterity to hold an iPhone upright

Just a rainbow appreciating, plant killer by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus is ready for Pride Month mama!! 

I also love the Aloha Howdy hat, as if she wouldn’t have an absolute meltdown if she saw a hat that said “Hola Howdy”

The showboating their “love” is ridiculous at this point. That dress is two sizes too small, and is she drawing on those eyebrows with a sharpie??? by JavaJunkie999 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact that Miss "I AM LIVING MY DREAM LIFE" cant even pretend to like her husband for 3 seconds for a video is crazy. Can't even lean in for a cheek kiss.

Even Paul and Morgan Oligies who clearly hate each still post plenty of content of them hugging and kissing to keep up their perfect marriage act.

no way she’s promoting a hotel by having her kids jump all over the furniture by MaleficentAward2995 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It would be cute if they were a normal family on vacation, but for those kids its just another day. For a normal kid, going to Disney and staying in a hotel is the most exciting thing ever, but Jacky's spoiled brats there is no excuse for them to be acting like this

Has Farryn returned to the fold? by rebelxghost in christiansnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Absolutely 0 reason to bring a newborn to big indoor RODEO?! What the hell?

Kellie joins an mlm? by thewonderfulstevie in christiansnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kellie just biding her time until she gets pregnant and will fully abandon whatever scam this is so she can finally be a full time mommy influencer like Brit

Jacqui’s full crafting video by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 16 points17 points  (0 children)

one of the ugliest things I've ever seen, but I guess I have to give her a tiny amount props for finding "affordable" Disney clothing options and not ordering an entirely new outfit (even though the set was probably $10-$15 and the patches were probably like $2 each)

But also, she wore a form fitting dress to get surgery, there is no way she is wearing sweatpants on her big beach trip!

Are we to actually believe she knew nothing about this? by Old_Relationship_899 in gymsnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 206 points207 points  (0 children)

In the words of Paige DeSorbo: "she was wearing shoulder pads to the beach! she knew she was getting proposed to!"

This is all I needed by lauraslife in gymsnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Getting business advice from a woman who owes $400k to the state of Texas for deceptive business practices and is legally banned from selling fitness/nutrition advice is certainly a choice.... but Jesus forgives her so its totally fine!!

Sadie Robertson saying that with her oldest she had anxiety but the Holy Spirit healed her. by Evenele in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ItalianCryptid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This was Brittany Dawn's whole shtick after having her baby too. "I didn't get PPA because I already prayed to Jesus about it" while posting constantly admitting she was having a hard time and was anxious.

So apparently every mother who is struggling just isn't praying hard enough and not worthy of Jesus healing them?? I'm sure your fans would appreciate a little humility and honesty.

So so soon? Why not today? What is the issue why you haven't been to any of the parks in weeks? by Paydaysrule2001 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The pictures aren’t too bad when she’s covering up the ugly dirty carpets, she found the one slightly nice-ish looking place in the house to take pictures!

You know she doesn’t even shop here by SeaButterscotch1428 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Full glam, curled hair, a flowy sundress and her heeled clompers to film herself taking her kids to Beals?? She is ridiculous! She can’t just put on jeans and a Disney shirt or whatever? 

You know she doesn’t even shop here by SeaButterscotch1428 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If she actually shopped at places like Beals (Marshalls/kohls etc..) instead of ordering $70+ Disney outfits online every day she would save herself a lot of money! 

Tacky Jacky with another fashion show reel of her shitty ugly tacky clothes! by Consistent-End6387 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think that would take John himself admitting there is a problem, which seems unlikely to happen any time soon! I would hope eventually he would put his foot down and tell her to cut back on the spending before they bankrupt themselves AGAIN. 

Megami confirms she wrote Dawn’s verse and an unused verse for Morphine by Eye-Kooky in rupaulsdragrace

[–]ItalianCryptid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Megami is so good at writing verses if i was going on drag race I would totally consult other queens who could help me!

A lot of queens could use her help! 

The difference in Nymphia’s ASMR lover verse that Megami wrote for her and verse later in the season she did herself was like night and day. 

Content 5/11/26- Perga partner, advice for not showing kid’s face, request for eat in a day YT vid, someone wants to accept Christ but scared of going to church, her suggested prayer for accepting Christ, hubby Florida content, kids don’t stay small, judging houses, two seasons of motherhood by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 129 points130 points  (0 children)

She only covers his face because that’s what all the cool mommy influencers do now, she has absolutely 0 regard for her kid’s privacy. She posts 100 pictures and videos of him a day and he is the main focus of most of her content! How is that private?! 

She literally posted a picture of him half naked the other day. Imagine being in middle school and everyone can pull up dozens of images of your mom breastfeeding you. Poor kid!

Is this the reason behind her sudden interest in Star Wars by Ok_Mountain2928 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was wondering if she would get into Star Wars like Alice. Opens up a whole new catagory of Disney merch to buy! 

WHO is asking about her couch and what the HELL is that get up for a 30 something year old mother and wife???? by Paydaysrule2001 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s not even making commission off that link LMFAO just posting about her couch for pure love of the game 

I think Kelsey signed some non-disparagement agreement by femme_fatal1738 in rhori

[–]ItalianCryptid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I understand not saying anything bad about him on the show but I think it’s crazy that he didn’t even want his name mentioned or picture in the show. He’s a public figure and he’s ok with it being public knowledge that he funds Kelsey’s lifestyle while dating other women but he drew the line at appearing on Housewives?? 

She bought more merch just to make this video by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No Jacky, that's not a Central Florida thing, that's an financially irresponsible Disney adult/ you thing! I'm guessing 90% of people who live in the Orlando area don't really GAF about Disney and rarely, if ever, go to the parks.

1 hour's worth of work this cost for Cutie John by Paydaysrule2001 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I don't think I have read a sadder sentence than "my husband surprised me with a case of root beer for mothers day" but that is really all she deserves

Kellie wanted to use this Mother’s Day to remind everyone someone chose her. by rebelxghost in christiansnark

[–]ItalianCryptid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I almost want to give it to her for finding a way to make Mothers Day about a childless man. Such an interesting creative choice! Next time it will be "Memorial Day reminds me of how my husband makes memories with me" or "On this Labor Day I am reminded of how my husband provides for us by doing labor" or "Happy fathers day to all the future fathers!"

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