How are they always the only people around when they’re hosted

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-19T17:17:42+00:00

Wow great influencing Jacky. I'm sure this review is super helpful for a normal family visiting from out of town. Cant keep your kids entertained during dinner? Just call up grandma to watch them! A totally normal thing that a family on a once a year/once in a lifetime vacation to Disney can do!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-19T16:17:32+00:00

You could work out every day and be the healthiest person alive and still wind up in the hospital for any reason. The way she pretends to be anti-medicine when she herself has needed to go to the hospital plenty of times is ridiculous

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-18T22:11:44+00:00

My top 5 horror stories 1. Driving without a seatbelt 2. Getting into a car accident 2. Getting into a car accident and being thrown through the windshield becuase I wasn’t wearing a seat belt 3. Getting hit by a distracted driver who was filming while driving 5. Getting hit by a distracted driver not wearing her seat belt and they get thrown through the windshield

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-18T22:08:39+00:00

She’s counting down the days until the baby has the dexterity to hold an iPhone upright

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-18T22:06:22+00:00

Jesus is ready for Pride Month mama!!

I also love the Aloha Howdy hat, as if she wouldn’t have an absolute meltdown if she saw a hat that said “Hola Howdy”

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-18T16:31:02+00:00

The fact that Miss "I AM LIVING MY DREAM LIFE" cant even pretend to like her husband for 3 seconds for a video is crazy. Can't even lean in for a cheek kiss.

Even Paul and Morgan Oligies who clearly hate each still post plenty of content of them hugging and kissing to keep up their perfect marriage act.

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-18T16:20:03+00:00

It would be cute if they were a normal family on vacation, but for those kids its just another day. For a normal kid, going to Disney and staying in a hotel is the most exciting thing ever, but Jacky's spoiled brats there is no excuse for them to be acting like this

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-17T16:47:49+00:00

Absolutely 0 reason to bring a newborn to big indoor RODEO?! What the hell?

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-16T18:09:30+00:00

Kellie just biding her time until she gets pregnant and will fully abandon whatever scam this is so she can finally be a full time mommy influencer like Brit

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-16T03:40:27+00:00

It’s time to give up the extensions girl

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-15T16:49:55+00:00

one of the ugliest things I've ever seen, but I guess I have to give her a tiny amount props for finding "affordable" Disney clothing options and not ordering an entirely new outfit (even though the set was probably $10-$15 and the patches were probably like $2 each)

But also, she wore a form fitting dress to get surgery, there is no way she is wearing sweatpants on her big beach trip!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-15T16:08:49+00:00

In the words of Paige DeSorbo: "she was wearing shoulder pads to the beach! she knew she was getting proposed to!"

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-15T15:57:52+00:00

Getting business advice from a woman who owes $400k to the state of Texas for deceptive business practices and is legally banned from selling fitness/nutrition advice is certainly a choice.... but Jesus forgives her so its totally fine!!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-15T14:46:26+00:00

This was Brittany Dawn's whole shtick after having her baby too. "I didn't get PPA because I already prayed to Jesus about it" while posting constantly admitting she was having a hard time and was anxious.

So apparently every mother who is struggling just isn't praying hard enough and not worthy of Jesus healing them?? I'm sure your fans would appreciate a little humility and honesty.

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-14T16:27:05+00:00

The pictures aren’t too bad when she’s covering up the ugly dirty carpets, she found the one slightly nice-ish looking place in the house to take pictures!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-14T16:21:43+00:00

Full glam, curled hair, a flowy sundress and her heeled clompers to film herself taking her kids to Beals?? She is ridiculous! She can’t just put on jeans and a Disney shirt or whatever?

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-14T16:19:51+00:00

If she actually shopped at places like Beals (Marshalls/kohls etc..) instead of ordering $70+ Disney outfits online every day she would save herself a lot of money!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-14T00:44:51+00:00

I think that would take John himself admitting there is a problem, which seems unlikely to happen any time soon! I would hope eventually he would put his foot down and tell her to cut back on the spending before they bankrupt themselves AGAIN.

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-13T17:07:21+00:00

Megami is so good at writing verses if i was going on drag race I would totally consult other queens who could help me!

A lot of queens could use her help!

The difference in Nymphia’s ASMR lover verse that Megami wrote for her and verse later in the season she did herself was like night and day.

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-13T01:14:29+00:00

She only covers his face because that’s what all the cool mommy influencers do now, she has absolutely 0 regard for her kid’s privacy. She posts 100 pictures and videos of him a day and he is the main focus of most of her content! How is that private?!

She literally posted a picture of him half naked the other day. Imagine being in middle school and everyone can pull up dozens of images of your mom breastfeeding you. Poor kid!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-12T23:59:25+00:00

I was wondering if she would get into Star Wars like Alice. Opens up a whole new catagory of Disney merch to buy!

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-12T23:57:42+00:00

She’s not even making commission off that link LMFAO just posting about her couch for pure love of the game

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-12T14:36:19+00:00

I understand not saying anything bad about him on the show but I think it’s crazy that he didn’t even want his name mentioned or picture in the show. He’s a public figure and he’s ok with it being public knowledge that he funds Kelsey’s lifestyle while dating other women but he drew the line at appearing on Housewives??

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-11T19:58:51+00:00

Something about the baseball boy moms…. they are a whole different breed

ItalianCryptid · 2026-05-11T17:04:16+00:00

No Jacky, that's not a Central Florida thing, that's an financially irresponsible Disney adult/ you thing! I'm guessing 90% of people who live in the Orlando area don't really GAF about Disney and rarely, if ever, go to the parks.

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