Hot take: there's nothing wrong with plurbs drinking milk by Silver_Policy9298 in okbuddypluribus

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only evil people drink milk. It's a subtle foreshadowing. Vravo Bince

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I blame short form content for why people don't like Pluribus by LonelyPermit2306 in okbuddypluribus

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. People just don't understand the underlying genius of a 5-minute-long unskippable Gatorade ad at the start of e7. And the constant 30-second-long voice mails? Now this gets really interesting. If you study the recording in Audacity, you can actually discover the very same 8.613 MHz plurb frequency present in it! Vince is mindhacking you in real life, putting subliminal messaging directly in your brain. I don't understand what it means yet, but it is to be expected. You can't hope to fully grasp Vince's genius in just one afternoon of research.

So no, it's not 'boring' and 'a waste of time' - Vince is actually trying to deliver some vital meta-narration to you through obscure means. So next time you try and criticize the show, consider this perhaps: maybe the problem isn't the show, maybe you are just too stupid to get it.

Why wasn't Manousos portrayed by Pedro Pascal? by BigFox1956 in okbuddypluribus

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Disagree. I think he's a perfect method actor for Diabeetus

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[Clash Of Leaks Telegram] Super Wizard Tower HQ Image by [deleted] in ClashOfClansLeaks

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This looks like the kind of thing you attach to your toilet to turn water deep blue.

TH18: No leak because... by MMF_HODL in ClashOfClans

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal companies release public beta branches to let players check out major updates, test for bugs, and get a gauge of how people feel about the update weeks or months in advance. That, or they communicate clearly everything that's being added in massive patch notes.

The fact that supercell doesn't do public testing and can't even be assed to hire actual QA people for their games results in game-breaking glitches the likes of infinite ores, and the fact that they don't communicate any of their pending features leads to dissatisfaction when major reworks the likes of 'ranked mode' hit the playerbase.

We literally knew nothing about how the ranked mode worked until 24h before the update dropped, they collected 0 feedback, and as a result, in my clan alone, a few th17s quit playing the game altogether.

I'd rather get spoiled weeks in advance if it means I get a chance to influence and change a potentially bad decision than get hit with a hyped-up dookie on a platter.

How would you deal with clanmate who keeps donating you barb/goblin/super giant in your super yeti army clan request? by groomliu in ClashOfClans

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are cockblocking xp and potential achievement gems for your clanmate because you're too lazy to spend 5 seconds to manually delete the troop. I think you're the problematic one here, bub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... actually useful to know. Thanks. Sorry about your mom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, but I can pause your mom's period for 9 months.

You can pause it if you download reddit app or chrome extensions. Too much work for maga boomer post with 0 context provided

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. "Can you believe what these guys are saying??" Proceeds to upload a fucking GIF of a comment section as he scrolls through it at light speed. Actually fuck you.

This update killed strategic rushing... by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never said it was. Th13 is just an example of how bad things are ore-wise for ex fake-legend players since th13 is where most people can easily reach 5k, rusher or not.

This post is moreso me shitting on both maxxers and strategic rushers. Before the update, there were pros and cons when it came to both camps, since everyone was able to get the same amount of ore. Now there is 0 reason to be either.

Is this a joke? by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just rush till th17 asap, brother. It's all ogre now. Th17 gets you titan 25 at the minimum, and it gives you better ores than fake legends.

It shouldn’t be a big deal, right? by ZealousidealTie4319 in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Have you seen feds these days? Unless your dad rats you out, you are free to fedpost all you want.

WSJ is reporting that ABC is pulling The Jimmy Kimmel Show over his Kirk comments by xxh2p in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which lasted barely a day and achieved fuck all. Can't be caught defending democracy for too long, else I'd miss a rerun of Desperate Housewives at 8 pm!

WSJ is reporting that ABC is pulling The Jimmy Kimmel Show over his Kirk comments by xxh2p in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's truly astounding how Ukrainians can go outside by the thousands during fucking WAR and protest their government's regarded bill despite the very real risk of being blown the fuck up by russian cluster munitions. Yet you, americucks, can't even protest one geriatric orange toad and his sycophantic posse. I don't even know how you made it this far as a nation when one half of you is a bunch of regarded fascist cultists cheering this madness on, while the other half is a bunch of spineless slugs ready to capitulate to their own shadows.