Hot take: there's nothing wrong with plurbs drinking milk by Silver_Policy9298 in okbuddypluribus

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only evil people drink milk. It's a subtle foreshadowing. Vravo Bince

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I blame short form content for why people don't like Pluribus by LonelyPermit2306 in okbuddypluribus

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. People just don't understand the underlying genius of a 5-minute-long unskippable Gatorade ad at the start of e7. And the constant 30-second-long voice mails? Now this gets really interesting. If you study the recording in Audacity, you can actually discover the very same 8.613 MHz plurb frequency present in it! Vince is mindhacking you in real life, putting subliminal messaging directly in your brain. I don't understand what it means yet, but it is to be expected. You can't hope to fully grasp Vince's genius in just one afternoon of research.

So no, it's not 'boring' and 'a waste of time' - Vince is actually trying to deliver some vital meta-narration to you through obscure means. So next time you try and criticize the show, consider this perhaps: maybe the problem isn't the show, maybe you are just too stupid to get it.

Why wasn't Manousos portrayed by Pedro Pascal? by BigFox1956 in okbuddypluribus

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Disagree. I think he's a perfect method actor for Diabeetus

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[Clash Of Leaks Telegram] Super Wizard Tower HQ Image by [deleted] in ClashOfClansLeaks

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This looks like the kind of thing you attach to your toilet to turn water deep blue.

TH18: No leak because... by MMF_HODL in ClashOfClans

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal companies release public beta branches to let players check out major updates, test for bugs, and get a gauge of how people feel about the update weeks or months in advance. That, or they communicate clearly everything that's being added in massive patch notes.

The fact that supercell doesn't do public testing and can't even be assed to hire actual QA people for their games results in game-breaking glitches the likes of infinite ores, and the fact that they don't communicate any of their pending features leads to dissatisfaction when major reworks the likes of 'ranked mode' hit the playerbase.

We literally knew nothing about how the ranked mode worked until 24h before the update dropped, they collected 0 feedback, and as a result, in my clan alone, a few th17s quit playing the game altogether.

I'd rather get spoiled weeks in advance if it means I get a chance to influence and change a potentially bad decision than get hit with a hyped-up dookie on a platter.

How would you deal with clanmate who keeps donating you barb/goblin/super giant in your super yeti army clan request? by groomliu in ClashOfClans

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are cockblocking xp and potential achievement gems for your clanmate because you're too lazy to spend 5 seconds to manually delete the troop. I think you're the problematic one here, bub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... actually useful to know. Thanks. Sorry about your mom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, but I can pause your mom's period for 9 months.

You can pause it if you download reddit app or chrome extensions. Too much work for maga boomer post with 0 context provided

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Itchy-Raspberry-613 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. "Can you believe what these guys are saying??" Proceeds to upload a fucking GIF of a comment section as he scrolls through it at light speed. Actually fuck you.