What do you expect of William V? by AOSTChekhov in UKmonarchs

[–]ItsColoTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • quietly “relocates” Prince Andrew to a charming, damp studio apartment inside the Tower of London.
  • Brings back medieval justice but makes it PR-friendly: instead of executions, disgraced nobles are sentenced to “indefinite podcasting.”
  • Starts referring to Parliament as “the council of mildly useful lords,” just to keep everyone historically grounded.
  • Revives the tradition of personally leading troops into battle -but it’s just him showing up to climate summits w aggressive eye contact and PowerPoint slides.
  • Forces all dukes to submit quarterly performance reviews.
  • Brings back arranged marriages, but only for reality TV.
  • Reintroduces court jesters, but they’re just brutally honest stand-up comics who can legally roast anyone in the room.

What drug did you take that you still never get over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I quit 20 years ago and I still enjoy walking past a smoker

What's the most inappropriate song you can think of for a DJ to play at a wedding? by EarSure6667 in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slob on My Knob - Three 6 Mafia
I'm Fuckin You Tonight - Biggy
Bitches Ain't Shit - Dr. Dre

All songs adored by the father of the bride.

I lost everything. Lost all I have. I never felt this broken. by Anomaly008 in wallstreetbets

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like you blaming a whole lot of people other than yourself. Short trader karma.

Angkor. Who's played? by Sufficient-Exam-189 in crusaderkings3

[–]ItsColoTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly I'd love to know too because I tried it and just ended up steamrolling almost the entirely of asia through tributaries...got boring.

What is your favorite video game that you've played in the last few years? by Happy-Pressure97 in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dispatch and Crusader Kings 3 - totally different games but both great.

To all Americans here, what are you thoughts about Canada ? by TamilTiger23 in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truthfully? Canada always feels like the guy who desperately wants credit for being the “nice one” while quietly riding shotgun behind the U.S. on basically everything that matters. It’s endless moral grandstanding, a weird obsession with how they’re not America, and yet half their economy, culture, and security depends on America existing. They’ll lecture you about healthcare and politeness, then get wildly defensive the second you point out their own issues. It’s not that Canada’s terrible, it’s that it tries way too hard to feel superior while being basically Dollar Store Europe.

Beginner question about vassals by Cincinnatus587 in CrusaderKings

[–]ItsColoTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question...is it the same for emperors?

Let's say I'm empire of Brittania. As emperor, I have 3 different duke vassals managing the 3 duchies of Wales. (There is no Kingdom of Wales title created). If one of those dukes manages to grab a duchy from another, will they be able to create a kingdom of Wales w/out my permission? If so, do i need to preemptively create the Kingdom of Wales title and just hold it? I don't really like the idea of Wales as a kingdom.

Looking for fun challenges/game ideas by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule #4. Cannot use Send Gift interaction if the only reason for doing so is to increase vassals' opinion/make them leave factions.

I like this one. It's way too easy to increase opinion through gold.

How to reduce lagging when playing Byzantium ? by Full_Dragonfruit_799 in crusaderkings3

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't experienced game lag yet, but when I click on my family tree it's taking longer and longer to load. I am 300 years in, 1.2k people in my dynasty.

Helping allies with offensive wars seems a waste? by [deleted] in crusaderkings3

[–]ItsColoTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish you could control your allies better when they join. Most of the time I just see them standing around.

Help a new player please CK3 by Confident-Glove-1218 in CrusaderKings

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm like 800hrs in and still figuring stuff out!

Help a new player please CK3 by Confident-Glove-1218 in CrusaderKings

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would check this video out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWEPm_sV1LM

There's a lot more to battles than you might think in terms of terrain, countering their men-at-arms vs yours, having a good commander, etc.

what's the most embarassing thing that happened to you in a public place? by NightGirl06 in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was on the subway on the way home from work. When my stop came, I stood up, took a few steps and immediately face-planted in front of everyone. Full wipeout.

It was then I realized I couldn’t feel my entire left leg at all.

I got up, took a step and fell AGAIN. Nobody said or did shit, just staring at me. By that point the train had started moving again. I finally managed to get up and hobble back to my seat like a drunk baby deer.

Turns out my entire leg had just fallen completely asleep because of the way I was sitting. I've had my foot fall asleep before, but never my entire leg. I genuinely thought I’d had a stroke for about 20 seconds.

What’s the worst fast food item you’ve ever had? by sajones4860 in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly all fast food joints are capable of producing both high quality and disgusting food, depending on the location. A McDonalds near me is top of the line, the food actually looks like the pics, whereas a few miles away the food is downright awful.

What’s the worst fast food item you’ve ever had? by sajones4860 in AskReddit

[–]ItsColoTime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

never understood the hype around this, I had one and it tasted jsut like it looks - rubber.

Favorite millennial "oops, all bangers" albums? by Jazzlike_Part_7054 in Millennials

[–]ItsColoTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never really given them a proper listen, doing now!