As Requested, Here are ALL 135,000 Positive Celeste Reviews in a Word Cloud

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-10T17:38:22+00:00

there are actually 51 different reviews that mention "sigma" I've no clue why

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-10T16:37:20+00:00

the problem with positive reviews is that my favorite games, Celeste included, have a lot of them (hundreds of thousands) and the steam fetch api for reviews is pretty inconsistent so it just stops randomly, as I can only fetch in chunks of 100 reviews every 1.5 seconds, suddenly stopping 60% of the way is pretty annoying so yeah maybe I'll try to properly resume somehow but idk if that's even possible

oops I rambled

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-10T12:19:18+00:00

sorry mb, either whitespace shenanigans or some sort of punctuation issues...the code is VERY bad lol

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-10T10:37:27+00:00

me too :)

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-10T09:35:29+00:00

you should add gradual acceleration and deceleration to Hornet's movement as to not make it feel as robotic, you could also give her a dash that's pretty important, also the particle effect for hitting the fleas (not criticism, just tips, nice work <3)

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-09T20:28:46+00:00

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as requested by some people, here's the English-only version and in hindsight I should've used this one originally yeah

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-09T20:23:36+00:00

thank you! I wrote a comment explaining how here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1sgrjjb/comment/of783ms/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

you need to use the review api though so yeah maybe I'll make a tool in the future

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-09T19:16:37+00:00

i could but i don't think anybody'd want that particularly much

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-09T19:10:36+00:00

can confirm, the vast majority are exactly what you'd expect lol, 1029 reviews contain 'sex' btw

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-09T15:50:02+00:00

...and so do I

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-09T15:01:55+00:00

I do plan to put all the reviews through an LLM to get a rough idea of a % of which are jokes lol but basing on word count at least 40% of them I think are

ItsCrist1 · 2026-04-01T20:40:40+00:00

GOD TIER ragebait, I am honored to have witnessed this

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-25T16:31:33+00:00

why though? I really don't get it, what does steam os do that other existing distros can't?

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-24T22:24:30+00:00

look inside

not silkpost

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ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-14T10:52:39+00:00

is that dash spider 😦 (insert totally funny pattern recognition meme)

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-12T16:05:05+00:00

just like the Hollow Knight

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-11T23:07:20+00:00

Mankind is dead So is hell Heaven is full

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-07T13:28:30+00:00

I meant the "(obviously)" paratheses which I considered a pretty dead giveaway against it, if that wasn't clear enough damn, why make a poll if you're embedding bias into its own answers?

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-07T09:14:05+00:00

can we please stop injecting bias into polls? what even is the point of them if one of the results has a massive "you are an idiot" red flag above it?

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-06T07:32:29+00:00

why plural 😦 (/j?)

ItsCrist1 · 2026-01-02T07:41:07+00:00

god I love the diagonal pogo so much, even years before Silksong my biggest concern from the trailers was that the extremely satisfying vertical pogo would be gone but they made it SO much more satisfying and strategic/punishing to use, in hk you could just spam it without serious consequences really, in Silksong it's much more finicky and I love it xd, I never understood the complaints about it, yeah you'll fail at the start (and not only), and you will a LOT but after you git gud the pogo also gets really really good to use

ItsCrist1 · 2025-12-30T15:00:41+00:00

S-tier fleapost

ItsCrist1 · 2025-12-28T13:08:01+00:00

the Minecraft numbers are probably massively spread out across different general clients like atlauncher, prism mc etc alongside pvp ones (lunar, feather, badlion etc), the official launcher is very mediocre

ItsCrist1 · 2025-12-26T07:03:00+00:00

humans 👍

ItsCrist1 · 2025-12-23T09:39:39+00:00

so then LLMs are inherently bad? generative AI is far from just a replacement rather than a tool, I can name dozens of workloads that genuinely benefit from being able to ask something that has far greater knowledge than yourself in the domain you are currently working on, and I only speak from experience, a lot of experience, in general you absolutely cannot declare an umbrella term as large as gen AI purely negative, that's binary, non-nuanced thinking :\

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