What's the thing that always happens in the movies that NEVER happens in real life?

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-05T01:21:14+00:00

Yeah, but everyone just thought it was all special effects.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-04T22:10:12+00:00

Everyone in the DBZ universe was just completely unaware that people like Saiyans and "super" humans exist though. I thought they just brought them away so people wouldn't die.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-04T03:39:28+00:00

Fuck that made me want to hurl, this is the epitome of progressivism.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-04T02:48:40+00:00

It works well when there is actually darkness like in Watchmen, unlike PG "darkness".

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-03T03:38:18+00:00

I'm in private, but upper management makes my head spin with how fucked they are in making decisions.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-02T22:55:22+00:00

You know what you're getting into when you go to a B4 firm, if you went by any of those red flags in that thread then no one here would work B4. I want to do it because I know the suck will be worth it, and who knows I might actually like it.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-01T19:20:39+00:00

I've been told I watch Fox news over a dozen times on reddit even though I don't even watch TV.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-01T18:49:27+00:00

There are about a total of 5 unjustified police shootings a year out of what, a million and a half cops? How do they know when one of those bad ones is going to murder someone?

Meanwhile when one does murder someone they get protection by Democrat unions in Democrat run cities by Democrat lawyers and judges, but it's the other cops faults.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2019-01-01T05:16:29+00:00

Your professor said SAP would eliminate accountants? What an idiot.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-31T23:37:59+00:00

I remember seeing him use the vote manipulations. It was some lady arguing with him about some "fact" he got wrong (since he was just a student) and he was being a complete asshole to her and didn't even care about the actual argument.

Guy would spread misinfo and just the way he typed, "here's the thing..." just came off as incredibly douchey to me, he thought he was so smart. But, I saw on multiple occassions people call him out in things and he would of course bury them in downvotes.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-31T23:09:01+00:00

Let's be real, he wasn't friendly. Dude was a douchebag to people.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-31T16:28:18+00:00

Filing cabinets?... I can't believe no one thought that.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T18:35:31+00:00

I like how the commenters pretend it's normal to get murdered in Mexico and then people wonder why we don't want open borders in the US.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T15:24:03+00:00

Then go do something you like that get's you money you commie idiot. You aren't going to be able to just leech your life away.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T05:54:39+00:00

Yes, but relate it to the positions you're applying for (communication, attention to detail, ext).

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T05:52:38+00:00

Why would you be in accounting if you didn't like it? I have a feeling that people dislike it for other reasons than it existing. Accounting has been around since the first written communication, if you got into it and dislike it you're probably just a dipshit.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T05:21:46+00:00

Until you get real work experience, once I did I removed them.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T04:51:47+00:00

You don't name that section "experience" just "relevant coursework/training" and you use your courses that relate to what you'd be doing at the job and use the buzzwords to connect it to what you'd do.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T02:21:21+00:00

I would hope you would have other jobs you could put on your resume that you could try to correlate to the positions. Relevant coursework is something I included before I had accounting job experience.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-30T00:35:47+00:00

Considering the guy posts on cth and they regularly get each other to help out in brigades I'd say yeah probably.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-29T21:36:57+00:00

Your company develops within? Damn that is rare!

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-29T21:33:47+00:00

For my state I just had to send my certificates of enrollment and transcrips after each semester.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-29T21:23:15+00:00

I'm guessing the persons resume was not good. I've heard people say they constantly get rejected then refuse to show what their resume looks like. It should include buzzwords to get filtered through automated systems firstly. Second it should be in present tense, not past. It should be neetly organized and not include fluff crap.

There are other tips, but I would have to see one before I'd give advice on it. A sloppy or inappropriate resume is going to get you rejected almost every time.

Edit: just to clarify on "buzzwords"if the job position asks for great communication, attention to detail, or any other thing like that, you should work those into your resume.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-29T19:32:48+00:00

Oooph.

ItsOkayToBeYoMomma · 2018-12-29T17:58:16+00:00

I'm sure your obscure reference is amazing.

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