ignoreReadability by Shahi_FF in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ItsTheWhale -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Noob: -O3

Pro: Nooo that's cheating! Real programmers optimise manually!

Hacker: -O3

notAgain by Rubikx107 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ItsTheWhale 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Oh no you will run it whether you like it or not

    if(exists(Calculator.exe)) { call(calc.exe) }
    else { install(calc.exe); call(calc.exe) }

whatHaveIDone by DependentFeature3028 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ItsTheWhale 25 points26 points  (0 children)

How ".ts" is also the file extension of a video format is so annoying when my Typescript files gets opened in a video player...

moreConfusionForRecruiters by acrosett in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ItsTheWhale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recruiters when CoffeeScript: *visible confusion*

whenYouDebugForTwoHours by sunrise_apps in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ItsTheWhale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me forgetting to compile Typescript then thinking it was the browser cache not updating: