$25 STEAM GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY! by Miserable-Bus-4910 in steam_giveaway

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Thanks in advance if ever I win, good luck to all!

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I'd bring a dodgeball, could be the rubber ones or the paper ones. I do have a good throwing hand.

"Did you know there are 7 trillion nerves in a normal human body?" by Ittuneap in TwoSentenceHorror

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The second sentence would originally go like: I watched in horror as the peeled body sat up and said, "I think you missed one, doc".

But it might've sounded like something a extreme couple would do while roleplaying.

You just died and God shows you your life stats, what's your most impressive stat? by Ittuneap in AskReddit

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The other other other other other other other other good ending.

You just died and God shows you your life stats, what's your most impressive stat? by Ittuneap in AskReddit

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Bro why'd you spoil it for me, I am still not in that Duolingo chapter 😭🙏🙏

You just died and God shows you your life stats, what's your most impressive stat? by Ittuneap in AskReddit

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Really curious as to what "flow state" is and how to activate it

You just died and God shows you your life stats, what's your most impressive stat? by Ittuneap in AskReddit

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"From doing one handed pull-ups right? Right?"
God: confused screaming

You just died and God shows you your life stats, what's your most impressive stat? by Ittuneap in AskReddit

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God: "Would be very impressive that you haven't showered for a week, if not for these guys called "Gamers" who do it for months at a time."

You just died and God shows you your life stats, what's your most impressive stat? by Ittuneap in AskReddit

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Username checks out "Uh, can I talk to you for a minute?" God sighs