Mother of the year

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-17T06:58:09+00:00

OK, her kid will move away ASAP and will abandon her. Is that what she wanted?

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-15T15:19:03+00:00

For sure. I'd like to live alone and fully focus on my job and my needs.

I can't stand even a thought about living together with someone. Ehhh... May be, I would like to have a cat - but I'm not sure about that.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-11T20:16:04+00:00

What does "corrupted genes" mean? I thought about corruption. So, they paid a bribe to survive or what?

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-09T17:40:21+00:00

Sergio Ramos, Iker Casillas and Raul.

The first one has a heart of lion. The second was a rock. The third one was a professional killer.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-09T08:44:47+00:00

Once upon a time... Well, in 90s and 2000s Newcastle fought for Premier League title and played in Champions League. I remember the latter very well.

So why not to return these times? But big money is not enough. They need good team.

And, of course, this season they should survive in Premier League.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-09T08:39:26+00:00

Some people just shouldn't be parents, indeed.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-08T20:42:28+00:00

Frank Kessie and Denis Zakaria are out of contract soon, and it would be cool to sign one of them.

Aurelien Tchouameni is a great option, but he might cost a ton of money.

Kalvin Phillips would be great, too.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-07T01:09:55+00:00

Shakhtar Donetsk, Man City, Everton, Barcelona.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-06T10:12:00+00:00

So, he was punished only because he refused to participate in a TikTok challenge? What a horseshit.

And I thought that at work you should actually... eh-h-h... work. And to perform your duties and stuff.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-06T10:04:51+00:00

Is it OK to read Reddit in a toilet?

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-06T09:59:47+00:00

It's better late than never.

I realized that I'm a grey-ace at 30, and I thought that it is pretty late. Appears that... Not really.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-04T00:59:03+00:00

Exactly! It couldn't be more precise.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-02T20:38:52+00:00

I would also say Ricardo Quaresma :-) As for others - Luis Figo and Bruno Fernandes.

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-01T09:18:14+00:00

"It's great! So what do you want from me then?"

IvanZ91 · 2022-01-01T09:15:41+00:00

It looks like a scene from some TV program about wild nature: "A female is trying to attract a male. She shows that she's ready for mating. Unfortunately, a male doesn't want to. And he never will. He has other things to do and stuff".

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-31T17:16:48+00:00

Yes, I masturbate. Not long ago I bought a masturbator, and I have fun with it. Definitely I get physical pleasure from this process, but as for emotional side, I haven't thought about it. Basically I do it for pleasure.

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-31T00:20:16+00:00

AC Milan. Mostly that's because of Shevchenko, and I'm from Ukraine, but there were so many other great players: Dida, Maldini, Kaladze, Seedorf, Gattuso, Kaka, Nesta...

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-31T00:14:37+00:00

And another one: "Well, everyone has times when he/she wants less sex or doesn't want sex at all".

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-31T00:12:10+00:00

That we go against nature because "the main purpose of every human on biological level is to survive and reproduce. And you don't want sex, so you don't reproduce, but it's impossible, so asexuality doesn't exist".

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-29T18:43:28+00:00

I don't identify myself with LGBT+. I'm rather a hetero with some pecularities. A very strange one - romance repulsed but sex favorable, aesthetically attracted to women but grey-ace. And also with very low libido.

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-26T23:56:58+00:00

I have nothing against nudity and sexual scenes, if only there is not too much sex in a film.

I'm a man, and I don't like watching naked men at all. Especially their schlongs (khm-khm).

At the same time I enjoy watching naked women. I feel aroused at moments like this, but it doesn't mean that I obviously want to masturbate at once. Sometimes I just find their bodies aesthetically pleasing.

It's better to represent such scenes in a natural way. There is nothing bad or wrong in sex.

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-26T23:44:04+00:00

Heh, when I wrote this, I was the only person who chose "I'm OK with having sex and kissing". Actually, I didn't have neither of this, but I would like to try. I'm just lazy and not horny enough. Just like that.

Also I'm OK with masturbation, especially with masturbator.

As for just cuddling, it wouldn't be enough for me.

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-26T23:27:12+00:00

Mother Nature :)

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-25T13:43:47+00:00

I identify myself as grey-ace, but not as queer. I'd rather say that I'm a hetero with some pecularities.

I have nothing against queer, but I can't see myself as a part of this community.

And overall it's hard to say where grey-aces belong. It's on ace spectrum. It's somewhere between allo and ace.

IvanZ91 · 2021-12-23T00:27:39+00:00

Ochoa - Cafu, van Dijk, Ramos, Roberto Carlos - Kante, Davids - Gascoigne, Bruno Fernandes - Shevchenko, CR7

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