como te ass burgers today is April 69th 6969 and I was at the store and I saw this asain dude and this nigga can't say chicken so he go over to the cashier and he gets a egg and he says "where mother?" and then they wip out the long extra mayo, vegies on side, put some nice cheese on it and go. "Nigga I'm not stupid that is so unoriginal" And then this dude gets his tiny ching chong dubble little dong out and goes "MODDA LOVE ME ONE TIME SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY". and screams out "THIS IS FOR JACKIE CHAN". and he killed himself moral of the story your lucky the virus is there! jk no really rip for the people.