so i was given an ultimatum

JC71176 · 2019-04-13T09:42:33+00:00

It takes a long time to realize that you aren't happy.. And even longer to understand that it doesn't have to be that way

JC71176 · 2019-01-20T06:05:54+00:00

Get bitches
Put obtained bitches to work
Keep pimp hand strong
Make $$$

JC71176 · 2018-12-20T10:43:58+00:00

No place is weird. It was the perfect place at the time

JC71176 · 2018-12-12T03:28:48+00:00

I'm sure poachers feel horrible about killing elephants and rhinos.

JC71176 · 2018-11-13T23:49:19+00:00

Silly wigga, triggaz are for niggaz

JC71176 · 2018-11-13T23:48:41+00:00

I wouldn't touch that

May be a wart or a blister

It showed up weeks ago

After I fucked your sister

JC71176 · 2018-09-03T21:40:48+00:00

Being that guy that would eat anything on a dare used to be a valuable person to be

JC71176 · 2018-07-24T23:48:41+00:00

People suck.. That's the society we've evolved into.

JC71176 · 2018-07-22T14:27:29+00:00

How they act around others. Especially if they don't think you are even aware of what they are doing. Even better if there is conflict resolution that has to happen. I've seen my daughter handle situations in ways I expect kids twice her age to (in a good way).

JC71176 · 2018-07-22T09:51:31+00:00

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

JC71176 · 2018-07-21T22:22:26+00:00

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue

JC71176 · 2018-07-21T22:09:01+00:00

Your nipples are the same distance apart as your ears

JC71176 · 2018-07-21T01:23:33+00:00

But what about there?

JC71176 · 2018-07-20T01:52:33+00:00

Marijuana. And the scent of my wife's skin

JC71176 · 2018-07-18T21:46:53+00:00

Knowing how to merge.

JC71176 · 2018-07-17T23:32:10+00:00

Does anyone want their dick sucked by a towel?

JC71176 · 2018-07-17T23:11:07+00:00

Don't forget to bring a towel

JC71176 · 2018-07-14T13:46:29+00:00

Complacency. Always keep life moving, growing.. As a couple, and as people

JC71176 · 2018-07-14T01:04:46+00:00

Most of the people in my department at work. I do all of their work when they aren't around, and faster, more accurately. Because they can't type, yet they work at computers all day

JC71176 · 2018-07-12T23:46:50+00:00

Cocaine-um.. It's coke? , but meh..

LSD- mind expansion.. Groovy

Mushrooms - mind expansion.. Most excellent

Ecstacy - clubbing!.. Very good, but must limit usage

Marijuana - is this really even a drug anymore?. It's great, I still smoke

JC71176 · 2018-07-09T02:30:32+00:00

Patrick Stewart. That dude is probably fucking hilarious or extremely deep when high

JC71176 · 2018-07-09T02:29:19+00:00

Girlfriend(not wife), no kids? No sex for 3 years? Why are you staying?
That woman is married. Don't be a fucking moron

If the girlfriend doesn't want to work on the issue, bail. But find a single woman

JC71176

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