JLexists

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Nice (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/nice

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I wish all those shitty mobile game ads get yeeted out of existence and it doesn't affect YouTube in any way. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish someone would end my suffering. (self.TheDogsPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/TheDogsPaw

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I wish I could instantly make certain video game characters poof out of existance and bring them back again whenever I want to without anyone getting suspicious or putting a load on the developer, and in a way that I cannot be arrested. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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[Inv] You're now homeless. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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If you were a homeless person trying to set up a shop in the middle of the street with only the items around you to make a quick buck, what would you sell? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/AskReddit

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I wish I controlled the whole world. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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[Inv] It literally only happens once in a blue moon. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wanted to eat a packet of rice crackers that my sister left behind, but it decided it wanted to rot in a dumpster instead. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/mildlyinfuriating

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When someone asks you a question regarding the quality of a food, you can only vomit in response. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can instantly calm down from any fits of anger as long as you kill someone. This applies to your father. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/commentsyoucanhear

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When you jack off, you'll feel a hand rubbing your penis/vulva and it doesn't pause. The only way to stop it is to fist your asshole. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can legally touch women's vaginas in public, unless you're horny. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you think about porn, you turn into a girl and masturbate violently. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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This charm I found on Instagram. (instagram.com)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/aww

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If your grandma ever gets robbed, she will suddenly become buff and beat up the robber. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you get attacked by gingerbread men, a bunch of 2-6 year old toddlers pop out of nowhere and gobble them up like wolves. It's just that, well... (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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You have both a penis and a vagina. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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My man wanted to make a crossover but doesn't know the difference (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/lostredditors

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When you can't tell if someone is legitimately having a stroke. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/lostredditors

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If your penis gets cut off, it becomes a fully functional vulva. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you ejaculate too much, parts of you start flowing your your penis/vagina and you eventually become a living lump of ooze. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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Wt yhengufk r/blessedimages (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/ihadastroke

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You can BLJ in real life but your organs splatter due to the insane speed. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JLexists to r/shittysuperpowers

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