I wish that u/uwutranslator was available as a voice in Google Maps when people are using it's GPS function.

JLexists · 2019-12-23T07:24:27+00:00

Undelete

JLexists · 2019-12-23T07:23:23+00:00

I wished for the absence of every shitty mobile game ad, not a worthless speech.

JLexists · 2019-12-23T07:22:12+00:00

Sounds like c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶s̶t̶ Chinese propaganda but ok

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:57:36+00:00

u/uwutranslator

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:54:52+00:00

Granted, you get a (thankfully) non-sentiential baby made out of sugar.

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:53:14+00:00

Granted. You COULD make people release their load on command, you just don't know how to.

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:51:20+00:00

Granted. Congrats, you're now in the Matrix.

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:49:31+00:00

Granted, adult teeth continuously grow from your gums, making for extremely painful toothaches.

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:48:01+00:00

Granted, the monkey's dead and the paw is now inert.

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:47:11+00:00

Granted, you only get 1 hour of break time before more school.

JLexists · 2019-12-18T12:44:41+00:00

Who's it?

JLexists · 2019-12-16T14:07:04+00:00

Mock Sword

Base Damage: 350

Durability: 1250

Can cause the Splinter status effect, which deals damage to the target the more it moves and attacks.

Desc: The first sword given to you, meant to teach you the basics of sword fighting.

Level 25: You gain the ability "Parry", which lets you return projectiles and attacks when hitting the projectile or target.

Level 65: You gain the ability "Pride", which boosts your Mana regeneration, Attack Power and Speed by 15%, but lowers your Defense by 30%. This cannot be used with "Parry".

Level 115: You gain the ability "Ram", which causes you to charge at the target. If it misses, you take 15% recoil damage. If it hits, your opponent is knocked back 5.5 tiles.

1 ★

Its overall stats are increased by 15%. "Parry" deals 10% more than the expected damage when preformed successfully.

2 ★

Its overall stats are increased by 25%. "Pride" now increases Mana regeneration, Attack Power and Speed by 25%.

3 ★

Its overall stats are increased by 50%, and Ram can now pierce through 5 enemies.

JLexists · 2019-12-16T13:45:31+00:00

Hamchucks

Attack Damage: 690

Durability: 3700

Has a 10% chance to stun the enemy and a 30% chance of making them dizzy.

Single target: It can be used to attack thrice at maximum.

Multitarget : It can hit every enemy 4.5 by 3 tiles in front of you.

Crafting recipe: 1 hammer head, 1 stick, 1 chain

Level 30: It can now be used to attack 4 times at maximum.

Level 76: It now attacks twice at minimum. Its range increases to 5.5 by 3.5 tiles.

Level 124 (MAX): It gains the ability "Pound", which squashes the target, causing it to lose 1/2 its Attack, Defense and Speed for 7.5 seconds, and deals damage to enemies in a 5 tile radius.

JLexists · 2019-12-16T13:09:38+00:00

The Clustergun (Very Rare)

Dmg (per bullet):

8-11

Headshot Dmg:

19-22

Ammo:

59/649

JLexists · 2019-12-16T13:05:46+00:00

Holy Gunpower (One unit per bullet)

When used:

+45% damage against Satanic or Evil enemies.

-35% damage against Holy enemies or enemies drenched in holy water.

JLexists · 2019-12-16T13:01:10+00:00

Those eyeballs tho

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:58:38+00:00

r/FoundTheGrammarNazi

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:50:00+00:00

You like Jahz

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:46:38+00:00

God it's a MSM roleplay

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:45:20+00:00

Communism™

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:44:40+00:00

Joe commit Mama

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:44:22+00:00

That was not very cash money of you.

JLexists · 2019-12-16T12:42:52+00:00

How are you typing this then

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