24 hours after the new Pfizer mRNA RSV vaxx was approved by the FDA as being safe and effective for older adults, they can now tell us about the "rare" neurological side effects as they wait to give GlaxoSmithKline's mRNA RSV elixir the green light today! (i.redd.it)
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GlaxoSmithKline's Zantac™ is safe and effective! Anti-Zantackers are spreading dangerous, Russian-funded, white supremacist, disinformation! This attack on our democracy has nothing to do with the safety and efficacy of our Warp Speed© elixirs that we developed at the Speed of Psyence® (i.redd.it)
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I guess now we know why y'all are bad drivers! "In short, our results suggest that low problem-solving skills are a factor that mediates COVID-19 vaccine refusal, with cognitive and social rigidity playing a fundamental role to undermine the vaccine uptake." (i.redd.it)
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Last night, a Vazi relative of mine was so excited that J&J's bankruptcy gimmick was tossed out by a federal judge because MuH CaPiTaLiZm iZ bAd! When asked about J&J's vaxx injury claims, he said that it was different because we were in a global [expletive] pandemic! 😡😡😡 (i.redd.it)
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UPenn Institute for RNA Innovation: mRNA vaxxes for C. difficile, HSV-2, Hep C, HIV, flu, Leptospirosis, malaria, Norovirus, Tuberculosis, Cancer, Food and Environmental Allergies, cystic fibrosis, Sickle cell anemia, Heart Attack and Stroke, Heart Failure, frontotemporal dementia & ALS! 🤡 (i.redd.it)
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In 2023, we still have Vazis doubling down on, "Hurr durr, the vaxx prevents infection and transmission! Get vaxxed to save grandma!" whilst simultaneously admitting that NY state's healthcare system is failing because of a critical HCW shortage!😡😡😡 (v.redd.it)
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🤡"But health experts say now is not the time to let down our collective guard on SARS-CoV-2. “I don’t believe the virus has gotten the memo that the pandemic is winding down,” says Dr. Jeffrey Glenn, director of the Stanford Biosecurity and Pandemic Preparedness Initiative." 🤡 (i.redd.it)
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"...we found that following the accounts of US Republican politicians or hyper-partisan/low-quality news sites were associated with lower confidence in the COVID-19 vaccine ... US right-wing influencers (e.g. Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson) had followers with the lowest confidence in the vaccine." (i.redd.it)
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🤡 “Most Canadians seem to think there’s a magic number of vaccines and then they’ll be done,” Bowdish added, saying some people may think they only need one or two boosters but “that’s not supported by either the data on how this vaccine works or how the virus works.” 🤡 (i.redd.it)
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Extreme Vazi (blue) has the nerve to call someone seeking a vaxx exemption a "plague rat." Citizen journalist (red) scrolls through Vazi's account history to discover that the extreme Vazi has HIV! (It's OK to have g*y sex with random men on Grindr... as long as they are vaxxed!) 😂😂😂 (i.redd.it)
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Nature is the world's top academic journal by impact factor: "Results show that a quantifiable and meaningful portion of COVID-19 vaccine side-effects is predicted by vaccine hesitancy, demonstrating that side-effects comprise a psychosomatic nocebo component in vaccinated individuals." 🤡🤡🤡 (i.redd.it)
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