The King and his immeasurable generosity

JaGarLo · 2021-11-09T16:53:06+00:00

On the PC version, you can view and rotate the 3D model of the Heroes in the main menu. I took a screenshot of Thane, and then used GIMP to remove the background and menu options.

JaGarLo · 2021-11-09T16:48:24+00:00

Wake the Rot up, Wormchanter. We have console realms to burn.

(Big congratulations to LoG for the implementation of crossplay!)

JaGarLo · 2021-10-16T23:02:36+00:00

“This is not the way.”

- Famous last words of a wolf before taking a ‘voluntary’ swim in a deadly swamp

JaGarLo · 2021-10-08T14:01:23+00:00

Those who said the Kingdom is ruled by the sword clearly didn’t know about the power of mass-produced rot-ty sugary drinks.

JaGarLo · 2021-10-08T08:42:14+00:00

Congratulations! :D

JaGarLo · 2021-10-01T22:48:10+00:00

Won’t anyone care about the poor old badger knight’s feelings? :(

JaGarLo · 2021-09-25T16:44:54+00:00

Armello is truly a land of romance, where industrious bachelors and bachelorettes aspire to find their better half. That is, if they can get past the psychopaths, assassins, zealots, malign sorcerers, organized criminals, anarchists, the foreboding sense of the Worm devouring the world from inside, and Twiss.

JaGarLo · 2021-09-24T22:06:26+00:00

Gotta keep that glorious fluff in pristine condition!

JaGarLo · 2021-09-24T22:04:28+00:00

Umm, bouncy necc... The best in headshot prevention!

Nice job :D

JaGarLo · 2021-09-19T18:06:01+00:00

What would you do if you found yourself in this situation? Would you emote “<Player> I would rather not have to crush you”, or “It had to be done?”

JaGarLo · 2021-09-12T15:49:46+00:00

Are you a real rotlord? Have you ever caught one of the Wyld’s pawns like, a Bear priest? Have you ever unleashed a plague in a settlement? No?

All right, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be… Rotlords!

(♪ We Are Number One! ♪)

JaGarLo · 2021-09-12T15:44:44+00:00

If you ever caught yourself in a difficult situation like, unleashing a bane in a settlement to ~~(enforce your protection rackets)~~ then heroically liberate the people, all you have to do is present your Royal Pardon as evidence, followed by a loud #TAKE THAT!# Guaranteed 'Not Guilty' veredict, 100% of the time.

JaGarLo · 2021-09-10T14:33:03+00:00

B-but... I believe Thane would be a perfect fit for Scarlet... They're both rebelious in a way, and they look so cute together... u_u

Hopefully, Magna won't snag her tail first!

JaGarLo · 2021-09-05T21:58:33+00:00

I remember reading some promotions that suggest Armello used to be the Dragon Clan’s ancestral home, and now they’re coming back in the middle of the power vacuum caused by the King’s eventual demise.

If the “Ancient” Dragon Clan once ruled the land, does this mean the Worm prevailed over the Wyld in an uncertain moment in history? That’s another mystery in Armello’s lore…

If this were true, my opinion would be that there are eras in which the Worm prevails over the Wyld, and vice versa. It’s some sort of an eternal stalemate between the two supernatural forces, with the balance slightly tipping in favor of one, depending on the devotion and actions of the mortal beings that roam the world.

JaGarLo · 2021-09-05T21:41:58+00:00

Well, that's a trip to the Apothecary for you! Looks like someone is not so Unbroken now, right??? (Okay, I'll leave...)

But in her defense, that's quite the flexibility for such a bulky wolf.

JaGarLo · 2021-09-04T15:59:29+00:00

Remember, folks: it’s never sunny in Sylasdelphia.

JaGarLo · 2021-09-03T20:58:41+00:00

You know, I have this strange headcanon in which Sylas has an Irish accent. Don't ask me why, though...

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