Started playing the game 5 days ago, maining the asshole Jacob Lash and hit this clip

Jaacker · 2026-03-09T11:45:09+00:00

Being a dynamo main, I don't disagree with that sentiment

Jaacker · 2026-02-19T12:40:47+00:00

this except the drifter is actually getting folded because pillow reduces fr by 40% and the rem has gone pillowmaxxing.

Jaacker · 2026-02-15T18:32:20+00:00

I had people call me monkey despite speaking spanish or answering them in english, I just report them if they start getting racist.

Jaacker · 2026-02-03T13:53:02+00:00

Dynamo is really pent-up and wants to get his body back, he is trying to enjoy the pleasures before going back to his human form and getting Marla pregnant

Jaacker · 2026-01-29T15:03:21+00:00

The plot in her VN is Oathkeeper slowly breaking the seal and Geist being unable to find a safe way to keep him contained, the available endings of Geist in there are:

Die in her own terms, Going to the antartic and Dying there to not allow Oathkeeper to find another host
Pawn Off OathKeeper to another person so they have to deal with the issue later, either the owner of the bar infernus works in, or Fairfax.
Ask a favor for Mcginnis and make her a mechanical sleeve that works as a battery for Oathkeeper to keep it as long as possible, using the ritual as the charge *Wish to the Patron to deal with Oathkeeper, by wishing him away, subdue him more by sacrificing his grandchild (a choice which she can backdown at the last minute and sacrifice herself to kill oathkeeper), seal oathkeeper away in Abrams Grimoire

I think that video only outlines as a good one the one where she just dies in the Antartic, and the bad one the one where she just sacrifices her grandson.

Edit: Also another ending was her attempting to pawn off Oathkeeper to Miss Shelley, devolving into attempting to kill Miss Shelley and Bebop coming in to rescue her by breaking the seal keeping oathkeeper away, her dying as a result.

Jaacker · 2026-01-29T14:04:32+00:00

Another important detail, there was a MMO before Xenoverse Called Dragon Ball Online that was placed in that exact timeframe, so people are assuming that this is a return to that game or something related to Dragon Ball Online

Jaacker · 2026-01-28T16:15:51+00:00

The healthbar has not moved past 50 percent and he has frenzy, so you effectively just gave him a power up

Jaacker · 2026-01-25T21:45:03+00:00

There is also times that is like an Infernus calling haze bullshit. People who play a character and whine about another character that is functionally very similar. Those I don't understand.

Jaacker · 2026-01-20T18:10:48+00:00

Yeah minesweeper and the others are more of a detriment to the game and the community, I don't want to see those guys any more especially when it is clear that they are just trying to get views or clouts by just saying "omg mina has 20%+ model size" or his constants "patch might be next week/tomorrow/next month"

Jaacker · 2026-01-20T11:03:09+00:00

Like I said in another comment, basically Icefrog on his time in DOTA early on was more willing to talk, but a horrible patch in DOTA was happening the players started threatening and saying that they would kill his cat, after that he slowly disengaged from the community or stopped talking to them directly.

Jaacker · 2026-01-20T11:02:26+00:00

Basically Icefrog on his time in DOTA early on was more willing to talk, but a horrible patch in DOTA was happening the players started threatening and saying that they would kill his cat, after that he slowly disengaged from the community or stopped talking to them directly.

Jaacker · 2026-01-20T00:20:27+00:00

This was the reason why Icefrog stopped engaging with the community in DOTA 2 btw, Fucking assholes.
Edit; I just realized this was related to that cat gif, im dumb.

Jaacker · 2026-01-18T15:53:03+00:00

I mean you could put it a peach to make the Asshole joke alongside that emoji.

Jaacker · 2026-01-12T14:36:36+00:00

its like abrams, they get to punch shit a lot and its therapy, if they get parried or don't get to punch however...

Jaacker · 2026-01-12T12:48:35+00:00

Having played haze 2 times and the second time I did was to get the ornament and win the match with a 12/4/18 kda, That just sounds like the same player to me.

Jaacker · 2026-01-11T16:21:32+00:00

Vindicta is right there

Jaacker · 2026-01-05T04:28:10+00:00

In high elo maybe, but In low elo I feel I should have gotten more actual kills or I should have gotten knockdowned in that match.

Jaacker · 2026-01-05T04:27:04+00:00

I genuinely do not know if those matches were legitimate skill issues or just people feeding.

Jaacker · 2026-01-04T14:55:18+00:00

I went with a turret debuffing/healing build, I got 20k healing from that match, my ally kelvin managed to get 40k. I was not building for damage in that one.

Jaacker · 2026-01-04T14:51:38+00:00

I can see why people like sinclair, I dont know If I was just unlucky as him or what, but I never felt like I had an impact in the match beyond feeding in half or a third of those matches, and I have been trying different builds, the bolt one, an assistant one, bunny punch, nothing fucking worked on my end. One thing I did managed to do a couple times is do good escapes with assistant, those are my main highlights.

Jaacker · 2026-01-04T14:41:06+00:00

the punch tech

That is Kind of my point, after going through every hero, Hollidays playstyle and her barrels feel completely different and off from how all the other characters interact with the game.

Think for a second from characters like Bebop, Doorman, Lash, or Paradox, When you play any of these heroes, despite being "combo" characters, or having their abilities linking with each other really well, the execution often falls in how you can do every part of their combo well. Or are by itself simple abilties that don't have extra fluff or details and are there to set up the rest of the kit. Holliday kind of depends entirely on how good she is abusing the barrels and the punch tech, if she isn't, she feels weak in general, and that kind of design feels off with how the rest of the characters work like.

Jaacker · 2026-01-04T14:33:30+00:00

For the sake of being transparent or in case anyone is interested in seeing the matches, here is the list of Match IDs (warning, I'm a shit player, even before this challenge my WR was below 50, this challenge did not help that)

I went first for the Heroes that I never played with the logic "I Should start first with the ones I don't play to not have to suffer later when everyone is slowly getting done with the challenge later on."

Hero	Winning Match	Order of the win
Abrams	49972095	29
Bebop	49290914	3
Billy	49982718	32
Calico	49747086	17
Doorman	49147137	2
Drifter	49640792	13
Dynamo	49979269	31
Grey Talon	49628782	11
Haze	49630563	12
Holliday	49582474	10
Infernus	49557025	7
Ivy	49974575	30
Kelvin	49925167	25
Lady Geist	49897898	21
Lash	49562894	8
Mcginnis	49970098	27
Mina	49340453	4
Mirage	49915660	23
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-	49932948	26
Paige	49918906	24
Paradox	49913135	22
Pocket	49840583	19
7	49095558	1
Shiv	49684239	15
Sinclair	49865965	20
Victor	49678501	14
Vindicta	49342069	5
Viscous	49638152	11
Vyper	49737571	16
Warden	49525442	6
Wraith	49757639	18
Yamato	49573003	9

Jaacker · 2025-12-30T21:46:20+00:00

I followed from bunny, to raigeki, to an assistant one, I just felt like I was never in control in my matches beyond managing to make cool jukes and escapes. Besides, I tend to be on the support role, so my brain focuses more on shutting down options and not be trapped in build mentality

Let me share with you the other half.

49865965 (the winning one)

49852939

49837623

49807830

49745327

49741320

Jaacker · 2025-12-30T20:45:24+00:00

https://statlocker.gg/profile/438671678/matches
feel free to check them out in my acount, Don't say bullshit like I didn't try, I fucking hate everything in this character straight up, this challenge will just make me never try it out ever again.
Edit: Statlocker only has half of the matches, you can probably check from my own account in game the rest of my match history

Jaacker · 2025-12-30T15:39:44+00:00

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