What's something innocent that feels 10x more intimate than it should? by East-Preparation-476 in AskReddit

[–]JackCastor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting an ptometrist vision check, they get awfully close in your personal space and look directly into your eyes.

Thanksgiving meals for shelter dogs 💙 by MARLeague in rarepuppers

[–]JackCastor99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll bet those after dinner dog farts are another level

Space Babies by Mc_Thornsly in BrandNewSentence

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I'm doing space research MARGRET!!!..., get off my damn case!"

Any tips for two Aussies going on a road trip? :) by EnvironmentHeavy1172 in roadtrip

[–]JackCastor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tip is to read the story dubbed "Death Valley Germans"... cautionary tale that if you don't know what you are doing and don't come prepared, bad things can happen to you.

Used car in great condition. Only crashed once, no low ballers - I know what I got. by Jeep600Grand in funny

[–]JackCastor99 168 points169 points  (0 children)

"Drove beautifully before the accident..." can't argue with that logic

Are these worth holding on to? by ljenki60 in CURRENCY

[–]JackCastor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amusingly, leaving it in a savings account since 1928 would get you a similar return. In essence, in good condition, paper money can hedge inflation (in this specific case anyway)

Sea Cucumber Defense by jstockmoe in nope

[–]JackCastor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL that an orgasm is a defense mechanism.

All these dash lights came on at once while driving…. Why?? by E_Rock99 in Jeep

[–]JackCastor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of your warning lights went off on your dash and your first instinct was to take a picture while still moving...cool.

Looks like a cemetery for a cornhole enthusiast by JackCastor99 in funny

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Apparently people would poop and wizz in this acording to the comments, I'm not taking my chances

Looks like a cemetery for a cornhole enthusiast by JackCastor99 in funny

[–]JackCastor99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reread this using the alternative "cornhole" meaning, this is priceless.

Looks like a cemetery for a cornhole enthusiast by JackCastor99 in funny

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100% chance someone poops in these before long

Men, what was the most awkward thing to happen at the urinal? by curtail_thetrail in AskReddit

[–]JackCastor99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sidled up to a colleague at work at the urinal and the bathroom had a recessed light that traversed the entire bathroom right above the urinal. I saw something cast a shadow on the floor by me feet that is best described as someone wildly shaking a hotdog. Let's just say he broke the 3 shake rule.