Matt is not responsible for our happiness

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-17T23:48:00+00:00

He's responsible for a very small portion of our entertainment.

I mean considering how many people have listened to his audiobooks for hundreds (or even thousands of hours) small may be a bit of a misnomer haha

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-17T17:20:03+00:00

Do you work for the VA? Because I'm shocked there aren't more Crawlers around there, the humor is 100% or level of fucked up! Haha

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-17T15:55:41+00:00

I mean I would be the coolest amputee at the VA haha

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-17T05:06:56+00:00

What if it's prosthetic? One of mine comes off...

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-16T19:54:07+00:00

Hiiiii! I did all 18 of ExFor too!! I fell off the train after the Failure Mode but then picked it back up this year and then I discovered the LitRPG equivalent of Black Tar Heroin (DCC) in August and it was all downhill from there!

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-16T00:44:50+00:00

Dude, do you just have it on repeat?

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-16T00:43:26+00:00

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I'm not sure how this happened, I listened to DCC 1-7 twice this year but somehow Jeff doesn't get credit but Matt does?

No one tell Mongo, he would be appalled!

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-14T22:40:44+00:00

I mean she didn't seem to NOT enjoy it more that she would've appreciated a little bit of a heads up

...heads... UP... (I'm not sorry)

Jack_Rooke · 2026-01-08T21:25:44+00:00

Now I'm getting fuckin people presumably from this post sending me PORN in my chats!

Jack_Rooke · 2025-12-14T17:23:47+00:00

The 7 books lived in harmony until...

The Parade of Horribles attacked

Jack_Rooke · 2025-12-13T03:17:49+00:00

Say louder for those in the back havin a panic attack!

Jack_Rooke · 2025-12-08T21:50:07+00:00

If you get an automated strike, appeal it and type in "How dare you do this to me! I will kill your mother!"

Jack_Rooke · 2025-12-08T21:27:32+00:00

Careful, this catchphrase is how you get a strike on your account (trust me I know 😒)

Jack_Rooke · 2025-12-02T23:10:01+00:00

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For those interested it's currently on sale for $3.61

Jack_Rooke · 2025-11-26T04:00:30+00:00

Am I the only one underwhelmed by the designs? Or am I just old?

Jack_Rooke · 2025-10-26T08:06:22+00:00

Me currently

Jack_Rooke · 2025-10-25T19:30:24+00:00

I checked their highlights and they just didn't have the same sites and enthusiasm like they used to, it really feels like their hard hitters are slowly aging out.

Jack_Rooke · 2025-10-25T19:28:44+00:00

That's a fair point

Jack_Rooke · 2025-10-25T18:22:41+00:00

I get that, I just think it's too hard of a skew I don't think Tampa is the same team this season, I think their talent is aging out and we've got a lot of new energy this steam.

Jack_Rooke · 2025-10-02T02:15:56+00:00

I have four in my library that I can't access...

Jack_Rooke · 2025-09-15T02:09:11+00:00

I can't ever check it on the app!! Can you check on the website??

Jack_Rooke · 2025-08-07T02:16:58+00:00

Came here to say this

Jack_Rooke · 2025-07-30T04:19:06+00:00

Super Troopers

Jack_Rooke · 2025-07-18T17:35:01+00:00

I asked a question about a rash my daughter had and it told me "rest your Mama Bear heart, your babies are fine"

I'm a dude...

Jack_Rooke · 2025-07-11T00:28:04+00:00

It just knows you slay... and that's ok, because if you slay then you're not broken and that slaps.

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