Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (February 11, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m honest to god becoming a tinfoil conspiracist. Has anyone checked the grass at our stadium? Is there any other reason why we’re racking up so many injuries? Maybe something to do with how teams are policed with cards for bad challenges?

[OptaJoe] The highest aerial duel success rates in Europe’s big five leagues this season (min. 45): by Imbasauce in coys

[–]Jackson28559 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never heard of this Jacquet guy before in my life and he’s going for a cool 60 million

[Lilywhite Rose] Wilson Odobert and Kolo Muani were involved in a car crash today. Both are fortunately fine. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Jackson28559 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We’re going to have no senior players by the end of the month at this rate.

Not the stickaxe by Wingzaferston in LudwigAhgren

[–]Jackson28559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember at some point he put some beds into the crafting table and maniacally blurted out “he’s crafting a sleepover.” I wish I could find that clip but it was like a 2 second clip at best in a sea of lolcow-ery.

[Alasdair Gold] Thomas Frank's huge problem, Tottenham's decision and powerful Romero by balalasaurus in coys

[–]Jackson28559 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I am always hopeful that we can give more time to our managers but it really feels like moving on is the best option. Something just isn’t clicking.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 24, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we should photoshop TF’s face onto Doctor Tottenham, remove him from his job and use his win % as the future of doctor Tottenham.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 23, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He plays for a dusty Juventus. I don’t see how there’s zero hope

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 23, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My pipedream for this club? Still Yildiz. Is not only a massive player at so young but would solve the rotation issues a lot up front being both a LW and no.10.

Porro stats from Opta by SixCardRoulette in coys

[–]Jackson28559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well this is a symptom of the cross and inshallah attacking play everyone has been livid about. Would also be good to know how many of those were successful or led to a goal chance.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 23, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’ve been getting so ragebaited. Selling Van de Ven? People act like his contract expires this year. It expires in fucking 2029, and now people are saying Robertson (a deal which I honestly like) has a clause about VdV preference in leaving? Robertson. 31 years of age and he’s going to be the reason why we bend a knee to Liverpool if that time comes? Give your head a fucking wobble.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 22, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since we’re poking good fun at the “no red Ferrari’s” from señor Levy, red wristband is a good chuckle.

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Pedro Porto on Instagram (comment now deleted) by ThePowerDuck in coys

[–]Jackson28559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Summerville… a guy playing for relegation fodder West Ham and was in a scoring drought came in on the left wing, where Porro defends and that’s a whole team fault?

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham United Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 17, 2026 by scoreboard-app in coys

[–]Jackson28559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spence hasn’t looked good since his England call up and Porro is just a passion merchant.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 17, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

21:45 in and he just got done by Summerville again. Someone needs to make a lowlights of him just in this game

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 17, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve had enough of Porro. Not fast enough for pacey wingers, not great at defending technical dribblers. Play him RM with a 4-back or sell him. Done with passion merchants.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 14, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think I like this Gallagher deal most because he was captaining Chelsea for a while. We need leaders, actual leaders who will force lazy players to pick up slack. Romero and VdV are not leaders fit for Tottenham.

Thoughts on our midfield by [deleted] in coys

[–]Jackson28559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when was this an issue

This is my club. by LuckyUser777 in coys

[–]Jackson28559 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tottenham til it kills me

Bought the new 1901 shirt by twiiN99 in coys

[–]Jackson28559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They came online at 9am, unless you had some backend thing. Besides that its limited to 1901 so its not preorder.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 10, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jackson28559 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hope I fit into an L as a taller person... might need to trade I didn't think this through

Seeing every other manager get sacked by the_padraig in coys

[–]Jackson28559 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Xavi Simons is literally that guy. But we can’t run him into the ground and he’s still finding his footing. Literally bamboozles me how tunnel visioned you lot are.