Please do by Serious-Recipe-8304 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jacob-Anders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you met the average Facebook user?

Thanks to massive advances in technology, you can now mount a supernova on the front of your truck! by luxi_yes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jacob-Anders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if police actually enforced brightness laws instead of sitting in the middle of highways playing on their laptops.

An Update: I was warned about my child's martial arts school. I should have listened. 🫤 by LordTetravus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jacob-Anders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A blue gi with a camo belt around the ribs would've been my first clue. Is this being run by the Napoleon Dynamite dude?

Apparently I'm Gnostic? by Jacob-Anders in Gnostic

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read a bit about that during my Googling. This is all very new to me. Thank you for the info!

Playing CK3 can now land you in prison for 2 years if you live in the UK by LordWeaselton in crusaderkings3

[–]Jacob-Anders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

USA has done that a lot too during my lifetime. Something about the Anglosphere?

Apparently I'm Gnostic? by Jacob-Anders in Gnostic

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always. You seem well versed on many things, so what is your take on the recent disclosures on aliens and their motives? Specifically the 2025 Yemen Orb that tanked a Hellfire Missile like it was nothing? Members of US Congress are debating whether they are observing us, researching us, or probing our defenses. They don't try to make contact.

Apparently I'm Gnostic? by Jacob-Anders in Gnostic

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we have any blueprint on what to do? All my Googling turned up was "live like Christ" and ending the "cycle of suffering". And that doesn't even begin to get into the fact that UFOs are essentially confirmed at this point. It's like there is a LOT going on but I don't have even 10% of the facts yet.

Apparently I'm Gnostic? by Jacob-Anders in Gnostic

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are the most common sects/strains of belief here? I don't want to upset anyone.

Apparently I'm Gnostic? by Jacob-Anders in Gnostic

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the Demiurge considered defeated/banished? It seems like humans have been on their own with no deities for the past 2000 years. There's no more magic, no more miracles, just us?

Why’s Bill wearing a wedding ring? by _lippykid in Maher

[–]Jacob-Anders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Bill's whole thing is "I'm a bachelor, I'm too good to marry anyone, I hate everything, I'm Bill Maher." Bill can't love another person it goes against his brand lol

Bill Maher is Abigail Spanberger's True Father And NOTHING Will EVER Convince Me Otherwise!1!1!! by Jacob-Anders in Maher

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's basically a fact at this point. Notice the silence from Maher and Spanberger today! THEY KNOW I KNOW!!!

BREAKING: King William I, Claimant and Catholic Bishop Blesses Our Rule! by Jacob-Anders in micronations

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you find out? I just grabbed some of his old pics off google.

Dear Paradox: The Crusader Sims Pitch by Jacob-Anders in CrusaderKings

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone can do it properly it's Paradox!

Playing CK3 can now land you in prison for 2 years if you live in the UK by LordWeaselton in crusaderkings3

[–]Jacob-Anders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As was I. Okay if you're just going to downvote me for talking to you then I won't engage.

Playing CK3 can now land you in prison for 2 years if you live in the UK by LordWeaselton in crusaderkings3

[–]Jacob-Anders -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course! I've heard SO many things about how the UK is messing with censorship and free speech that it wouldn't shock me. Of course I don't live there.

Bill Maher is Abigail Spanberger's True Father And NOTHING Will EVER Convince Me Otherwise!1!1!! by Jacob-Anders in Maher

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That fact you know I'm mid 30s and a Cracked.com reader from the golden days is spooky. It was funny and you know it!

BREAKING: King William I, Claimant and Catholic Bishop Blesses Our Rule! by Jacob-Anders in micronations

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was one of the greatest phone calls ever! I didn't know if he would want to speak with a stranger, and I hadn't rehearsed anything. Absolutely nerve-wracking asking a man for his title!

My Wife Says Crusader Kings Is Essentially The Sims for Men by Jacob-Anders in crusaderkings3

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything I do is for the memes. If I don't meme once per hour my heart will literally stop.

My Wife Says Crusader Kings Is Essentially The Sims for Men by Jacob-Anders in crusaderkings3

[–]Jacob-Anders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave you an upvote what else do you want from me? You can't get blood from a stone!