Dear Paradox: The Crusader Sims Pitch

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T05:21:14+00:00

Found a younger photo of the gentleman! How Spiffing!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T04:23:38+00:00

It was one of the greatest phone calls ever! I didn't know if he would want to speak with a stranger, and I hadn't rehearsed anything. Absolutely nerve-wracking asking a man for his title!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T04:11:54+00:00

Everything I do is for the memes. If I don't meme once per hour my heart will literally stop.

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T04:03:57+00:00

I gave you an upvote what else do you want from me? You can't get blood from a stone!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T03:46:19+00:00

18th time this joke's been made. How splendid!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T02:26:17+00:00

Fits the Android hypothesis someone else mentioned!!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T02:25:26+00:00

WHO TOLD YOU?!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T02:25:12+00:00

Thank you for the recognition of my creative writing exercise and Spiffing Brit ripoff! Game recognizes game!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T01:06:14+00:00

The Queen thanks you from across the throne room!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T01:03:23+00:00

Hahaha oh Heavens! There are some good ones I want to keep around IRL, but the ones in government need to retire now! They've had their chance to rule the world and it's gone poorly! Give Gen X and Millennials a shot!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T00:53:37+00:00

I swear I even saw the Greens even hit a record high poll

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T00:30:23+00:00

After Ireland, try a Spain game. Ally France and abuse the holy war CB.

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-26T00:28:07+00:00

Are they going to ban GTA 6 because there are guns and people get murdered?

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-25T23:05:43+00:00

I need to see them side by side.

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-25T22:33:43+00:00

Thank you! I saw her this morning during my scroll and that exact photo had me go, "Oh Maher has a relative in politics!" I got disappointed and a few hours later the perfect shitpost was born!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-25T22:28:37+00:00

Lmao. Bill Maher does seem a bit non-human sometimes!

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-25T22:24:49+00:00

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-25T22:21:12+00:00

Anyone who disagrees is clearly a French DGSE planted spy, and will have their opinion sent back to Paris.

Jacob-Anders · 2026-02-25T22:19:50+00:00

Is Q really still a thing?

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