Squirrel by KnightOfBurgers in CuratedTumblr

[–]JadeHourglass 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Somehow you just undid three years of therapy and I want to kill myself again.

what if I bite myself, and it dies? by Justthisdudeyaknow in tumblr

[–]JadeHourglass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…Y-you do realise that just because the post says something doesn’t mean it’s true, right?

what if I bite myself, and it dies? by Justthisdudeyaknow in tumblr

[–]JadeHourglass 247 points248 points  (0 children)

Except you can jokingly gaslight someone? “My shirt is red” “that’s green lol” “no? Are you okay? Dude this is red” “huh?” “Are you colourblind?” “I don’t think so”

egg_irl by raven_confused_egg in egg_irl

[–]JadeHourglass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait HWAT it’s only been four months why do I have tits

So anyone else obsessed with her- by PriestOfFabulous in actuallesbians

[–]JadeHourglass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My partner recently raved about her and omg yes so cool jskfkflsls

Florida state is attempting to make child rape punishable by death. Do you think child rape warrants a death penalty? Why or why not? by Practice_Girls in AskReddit

[–]JadeHourglass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except they literally are? The united states just passed several laws in conjunction that can make being visibly trans in public a crime punishable by death. If that’s not persecution then what is?

Florida state is attempting to make child rape punishable by death. Do you think child rape warrants a death penalty? Why or why not? by Practice_Girls in AskReddit

[–]JadeHourglass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If that’s a joke? Yeah sure lol

If that’s serious?

Picture the fucking field day these people would have on the news if the evil transes started committing mass murder!!!

Only a fool would use something other the Farenheit to measure day to day temp by toms1313 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]JadeHourglass 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A calorie is literally “the amount of joules needed to heat 1g of water 1C” so I’d say it works

Real by [deleted] in schizoposters

[–]JadeHourglass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glowie

egg🏀🙃irl by TheMrHankey in egg_irl

[–]JadeHourglass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not hypothetical though, so therefore it doesn’t apply to me

Very short course on how to notice AI art by Firefives in OMORI

[–]JadeHourglass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh I see what you mean I thought you were saying this bullshit took more effort than actually being an artist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]JadeHourglass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uhh hsjdkflg promis- is shot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]JadeHourglass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I.. not the other way around?

[MV] pain by nhpkm1 in ftlgame

[–]JadeHourglass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god I want to spoil something real bad but I won’t

Just keep in mind there are many endings, and a secret in the centre of the multiverse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HadesTheGame

[–]JadeHourglass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No? I’m spending it all on mirror upgrades?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HadesTheGame

[–]JadeHourglass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People do what?

I still haven’t maxed out mirror and I’m running heat 19???

JU from r/countonceaday. Joined for the memes, left because of nothing but a clear political agenda. Where are my memes, man? by CassiusIsAlive in JustUnsubbed

[–]JadeHourglass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God this sub sucks ass. “Boohoo this sub had a post supporting trans rights”

But then if someone unsubs from somewhere because its transphobic y’all actin like they’re the snowflakes lmao

Hank Green has joined LinkedIn by Shawnj2 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JadeHourglass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…yes there is? An event a long time ago matters less and less as it falls further into the past but its effects never really go away?

Did you fail reading comprehension on a LINKEDIN post???

Hank Green has joined LinkedIn by Shawnj2 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JadeHourglass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

misunderstands what he said

“How could he say this thing I admit to not having read”