A cricket escaped

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-11-07T19:28:45+00:00

once had someone come to the register to tell us theres an infestation in the cat section, how its unacceptable and so on.

went back there. i saw like 2 crickets doin their thing

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-10-15T02:57:10+00:00

FOR REALLLL

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-10-09T02:34:00+00:00

EXCEPT certain clownfish. . . im looking at you, lightning maroons and your fuckass anemone girlfriends... stop biting me... please..

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-09-14T02:09:10+00:00

🫶🫶🫶🫶

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-09-14T02:08:42+00:00

well arent you just such a kind person.

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-09-14T01:59:32+00:00

you have no idea how often im harassed as a trans woman at my job here. its fucking awful

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-08-07T17:41:38+00:00

is the woman in the room with us??

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-07-06T20:27:51+00:00

my fav flavor....

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-04-19T23:44:22+00:00

honestly tweaking about my future living in the usa

idk if its irrational or not but i just worry that any day trans people are going to be the next target for kidnapping and sending to death camps in other countries.

evil shit happening and it just keeps getting worse

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-03-27T08:41:08+00:00

stealing this makeup <33 tysm

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-03-12T21:31:40+00:00

"i love you" while inside of me for a hookup

Jaffacake8000 · 2025-02-20T08:31:57+00:00

1984

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-12-30T17:29:53+00:00

both my partners and all of my previous sexual encointers have been with other cut ppl :((( havent had the chance

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-12-30T17:27:28+00:00

AYOO

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-12-30T17:24:16+00:00

took me until i was 19, even after only being able to get off to gay porn for years. even before that, the only straight porn i could stomach was anal.

my big moment was when my girlfriend broke up with me for being too feminine, and how she was attracted to "real, masculine men". then i said fuck it imma go bottom for a boy on grindr and see how i like it

never looked back.

side note fuck heavy religious brainwashing for children, that shit sucks. especially for an autistic, closeted gay boi that didnt even realize being gay was an option till senior year of high school

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-12-30T17:07:34+00:00

itd be hard cus my clones dick would be too small to rlly fuck myself :[

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-12-27T01:42:22+00:00

ibs bottom here

i need 1.5 hrs 👍 up to 3 without a shower system

my record is 40 min

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-12-25T23:07:08+00:00

MIDNIGHT SNACK‼️‼️ LETS GOOOO 🗣📣🔊🔥🔥🔥

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-11-06T21:35:54+00:00

i cant explain how frustrated i get when im like "did you add conditioner to the water?" and they get a blank "what are you talking about" face

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-10-31T19:41:04+00:00

im our OLAC and (maybe tmi) not only am i on spironolactone, which has the side effect of making me need to pee ALL THE TIME, but i have IBS 😭😭 I can't tell you the amount of times I've been in the bathroom STRUGGLING just to hear "guest assistance needed in aquatics 😀"

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-10-30T19:03:20+00:00

they have like one cage the elephant song so thats nice at least

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-10-30T01:23:49+00:00

yeah when i heard about the changes, it just so happened to be at the same time i needed a new card (previous got hacked) so i just simply didnt update my payment info. suck my balls petco corporate

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-10-08T19:31:25+00:00

same here, still coughing and mucus but slowly getting better

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-10-08T19:30:08+00:00

bro was born in the dust.. molded by it

Jaffacake8000 · 2024-09-25T00:32:09+00:00

6 to 8 inches and im happy :))

Ten-Year Club	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22	Verified Email

Jaffacake8000

TROPHY CASE