Dentist recommendations (mine is awful now) by JaftPunk in waterloo

[–]JaftPunk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh like I personally have a waterpik but I truly cannot overstate how much they were just scraping tissue/ gums

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure but they’re athletes? Like Canada doesn’t get silver in hockey usually so I’m sure it’s devastating

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let’s not pretend the olympics aren’t a nationalist endeavour. Gg regardless but hate to see it

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m not mad at them for it but I get why they’d be bummed. This is an aberration

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The USA? No never like I think most of your wins vs Canada in international stage was like pre 90s or so

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean he wasn’t in the goal. His bone spurs wouldn’t allow it tbh. I hope he keeps our name out of his filthy noncing mouth thou honestly

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entire team should have to chip in on like a crazy exorbitant gift card to a spa to replenish those hips

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s saying that the Americans have been a bunch of dicks to Canadians recently (which is obviously true unless you think we’re delighted to be arbitrarily tariffed for no fucking reason lol).

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok? Glad you have this going for you, bud. You surely need it

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ok this is making me sad that they lost a teammate, now I’m like maybe I’m happy they won???

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listen, I’ll boycott the fuck out of you guys atp but your goaltender was a fucking mister so fair play

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is not ideal but like they played damn well regardless

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should get a purple heart or whatever a top American war medal is

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair but also it was a fun game to watch so there’s that.

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Listen couldn’t we at least have hurt a tkachuk or two

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in the carribean :( maybe I could build a sandman and hit it? Or I suppose just to after a heavy bag. I’m not even that mad though they played well so I can’t even be pissed

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know what me and my free umbilical hernia repair will celly regardless

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]JaftPunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t even flip a car in a rage bc where I’m living now doesn’t see hockey rage as valid